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Your Career: Ten Fastest-Growing Professions–MSNBC.com headline

Rather than go through the pages of ads to find the careers, I decided to use logic, experience and current events to offer my own list.

1) Telephone Collection Agent

2) Bankruptcy Attorney

3) Food Stamp Clerk

4) Automobile Re-Possessor

5) Major Appliance Re-Possessor

6) Shepherd

7) Crime Scene Cleaner

8) Copper and metal thief

9) Human Test Subject

10) Masochistic Street Performer

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