(Use announcer’s voice from trailer for a Doris Day/Rock Hudson comedy) What happens when Dudley Doo-right & The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Meet the Keystone Cops…
RENDITION
with a 300 day/299 night stay
at the beautiful Damascus
Dungeon Coffin Suites Resort
featuring
our famous Horizontal breakfast
with its bottomless cup of bile
and our renowned stress room
with Olympic-sized Pool of Sweat.
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Maher Arar is still able to smile…at a freakin’ airport, no less.
(CP/Jonathan Hayward)
OOPS! They got their wrong man and gave him to the Decider for fun ‘n games.
Please find the story here.