Rick Santorum, the GOP’s Erasmus sez: “I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?”
Not really, Ricky. Depending on the physical ardor, they could be called respectively “open marriage,” “incest,” and “Jerry Springer material.”
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The Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted on Thu, May. 22, 2008
The Elephant in the Room: A wake-up call on gay marriage after ‘03 alarm went unheeded
By Rick Santorum
Bigot! Hate-monger! Homophobe!
Those were just a few of the terms hurled my way in 2003 when I said that the Supreme Court’s Texas sodomy decision opened the door to the redefinition of marriage.
Image: (Holbein’s Erasmus) via commons.wikimedia.org; (Ricky) blog.pennlive.com