Remember the Air Force party scene from the LOVED ONE?
“One day of praying, and six nights of fun.
Odds against getting to Heaven: six to one.”
Frankly, I’d check the Vatican Sports Book before betting these odds.-DBp
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D.C. Madam Wants Washington Clients to Testify
April 30, 2007 9:36 AM
Brian Ross, Rhonda Schwartz & Justin Rood Report:
The woman charged in a federal indictment with running a high-class Washington, D.C. call girl service says she plans to call her prominent clients to testify at her trial.
Jeane Palfrey, dubbed the D.C. Madam, says among those she will call to testify are Randall Tobias, who resigned Friday as deputy secretary of state after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of Palfrey’s escort service.
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That’s okay, but let’s get into the spirit of the story and use a little more journalistic bombast which would complement the ersatz tabloid below.
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The woman (sultry brunette) charged (fingered) in a federal indictment (by Feds) with running a high-class (swanky) Washington, D.C. call girl service (Capital party filth ring) says she plans to (threatens to drag) call her prominent clients (society bigshots) to testify at her trial (the stand).
Jeane Palfrey, dubbed the (known by the moniker) D.C. Madam…after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of Palfrey’s escort service (vice ring).
… but denied any sex was involved (hanky-panky).
Also on Palfrey’s list (lineup) of customers (suckers) who could be potential witnesses (crowing roosters) are a Bush administration economist(bookkeeper), the head of a conservative think tank (a right wing egg-head), a prominent CEO (big-time businessman), several lobbyists (some 10 percenters) and a (”)handful(”) of military officials (GI Brass).
“I’m sure as heck not going to be going to federal prison for one day, let alone, four to eight years, because I’m shy about bringing in the deputy secretary of whatever,” (You’ll get frostbite in hell before I spend a day in Federal stir. I ain’t no shrinkin’ violet so no one is gonna strong arm me into keeping my trap shut.”) , Palfrey told (snarled at) ABC News correspondent Brian Ross in an interview to be broadcast Friday on “20/20.” “I’ll bring in every last one of them in if necessary,” (”Everyone of those johns will be squawkin’ by the time I’m done with ‘em,”) she said.
Palfrey is due in federal court Monday morning to ask the judge to replace (deep-six) her current lawyer, a public defender (cut-rate mouthpiece), with a lawyer who she says “will be more aggressive in fighting the government.” (”will have the sand to go 12 rounds with the G.)
The indictment of Palfrey alleges (Feds say) she used (has a stable of) more than 100 women over a period of 13 years “for the purpose of engaging in prostitution activity with male clients, including sexual intercourse and oral sex in exchange for money.” She made more than $2 million running the operation, known as Pamela Martin and Associates, according to the federal indictment.(Feds).
Palfrey, who ran the service by phone (with Ma Bell worked) from (out of) her home in Sonoma County, Calif.(wine coutry estate in California.). (The brunette) is the only person charged (fish on the hook). None of her male customers is named by the government. (The pay-for-players look to be skating.)
“That’s very hypocritical,” (”It’s the bunk,”) she says (spat). “Why aren’t these people under arrest? Why just me?” (”My women didn’t have imaginary friends, Caspar never gave them a dime…if ya get my drift”)-
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Please find the entire real article at the Blotter at ABCnews.