Pakistani Women Buried Alive ‘For Choosing Husbands’–London Daily Telegraph headline

It seems as if they make it up as they go.

If being a sinner means I won’t share paradise with these guys,

I’ll take my chances.

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Pakistani women buried alive ‘for choosing husbands’

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A Pakistani politician has defended a decision to bury five women alive because they wanted to choose their own husbands.

By Our Foreign Staff
Last Updated: 2:01PM BST 01 Sep 2008

Israr Ullah Zehri, who represents Baluchistan province, told a stunned parliament that northwestern tribesman had done nothing wrong in first shooting the women and then dumping them in a ditch.

“These are centuries-old traditions, and I will continue to defend them,” he said.

“Only those who indulge in immoral acts should be afraid.”

The women, three of whom were teenagers and whose “crime” was that they wished to choose who to marry, were still breathing as mud and stones were shovelled over their bodies, according to Human Rights Watch.

The three girls, thought to be aged between 16 and 18, were kidnapped by a group of men from their Umrani tribe and murdered in Baba Kot, a remote village in Jafferabad district.

According to some reports, Baluchistan government vehicles were used to abduct the girls, and the killing was overseen by a tribal chief who is the brother of a provincial minister from the ruling Pakistan People’s Party.

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While the story is far from funny,

I did check the capital crimes of a neigboring province–

Palookastan.

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Attempting to enter your bandleader husband’s musical review

without his knowledge.

  STRANGULATION BY RUMBA SHIRT.

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Dressing as a man in order to sneak into an all-male club

featuring address by a favorite actor.

FORCED VIEWING OF THE BILLY JACK RING OF FILMS FOR THREE DAYS…THEN

STRANGULATION BY BULLWHIP.

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Scratching the fender of a husband’s brand new car while hurrying home to hide

purchase of a fox stole from unsuspecting husband.

DECAPITATION BY AUTOMOBILE’S HOOD.

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