I’ve checked with epidemiologist, Dr. Charles Berry,
who has diagnosed this man
*

as having “rockin pneumonia”
*

or, mayb “rollin arthritis,”
*

but he “needs a shot of rhythm and blues!”
Media Matters for America
From the May 31 edition of Fox News’ The Big Story with John Gibson:
GIBSON: Now “My Word.” The TB Man story has me completely mesmerized. I’ve been doing this for a few years. It seems every time a story pops up about somebody who has suddenly contracted some strange or incurable disease, it’s somebody who is either from the third world, or was traveling through some godforsaken hellhole, and somehow managed to contract ooga booga fever.
*
Images: (Gibson) Foxnews.com via wikiality.org; (Tokens) artistdirect.com; (Martin Denny)sims.berkeley.edu via josephhall.org; (lyrics) Roll Over, Beethoven by Chuck Berry
-
Please find the entire piece here.