In case you were unsure about the other points on the “American Values Agenda,” here are several.
* All American males must strive to maintain 35% body fat level.
* An American male’s sexual prowess is directly proportional to the size of his vehicle’s gas tank.
* Any American male found to be listening to less that 12 hours of Rush Limbaugh per week must return to the place of his birth for a spiritual re-awakening procedure.
* All adults over the age of 18 must comply with the reality show rule that forbids reading newspapers, books and journals.
* Each day all adults must blurt the following utterances: Faith & Morals, God-Willing, Faith-based, Church-going, Gimme two, Pro-Life, Ten Commandments, Born-Again, We’re a Christian nation, Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior and Home-schooled.
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‘Dems say Judiciary Chair breaks rules, closes meeting after losing vote
RAWSTORY
Published: Wednesday June 28, 2006
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee F. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI) has broken House rules to adjourn a meeting after losing a vote to Democrats, Democratic sources tell RAW STORY.The vote was on an item from the Republican’s “American Values Agenda,” which the party says will codify “the American character.” Specifically, it aims to bar any court–including the United States Supreme Court–from hearing any legal challenge to the pledge of allegiance.’