I wonder what he’d look like viewed through beer goggles.
New Osama Bin Laden PICTURES: FBI’s Digitally-Enhanced Images Of How He May Look
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TodayHuffington Post/AP First Posted: 01-15-10 11:32 AM | Updated: 01-15-10 12:23 PM
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Osama Bin Laden may look drastically different today than he did just a few years ago, and the FBI has released new pictures showing what he may look like today.The digitally-enhanced images show an aged Bin Laden with grey hair and wrinkles. There are two versions: one in his traditional style and another in a new “Western look” he may have adopted with no beard.Here is an undated file photo of how he looked in the past:
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. State Department has updated its 1998 file photo of al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, digitally altering it to account for a decade of age and possible changes in his facial hair.
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See the FBI’s new Bin Laden pictures here:
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Nevertheless there may have been sightings of late.
This collection belies the FBI’s enhancements.
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Ever since Bin Laden saw MARTY as a child, he has developed a life-long appreciation for the work of Ernest Borgnine. This could be Bin Laden attempting to imitate the actor’s Ragnar from the epic–The VIKINGS.*
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The titular head of Al-Qaeda has always had a thing for sheer, slinky lingerie. This damning photograph strengthens the fetish theory. The exact location of the photo is unknown, but is said to have been snapped in the Red Light District of Islamabad.*
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As odd and distasteful one may find the above photograph, the strangest transformation is of unfathomable rationale. As a child, Osama Bin Laden must have had access to one of the more popular motion picture franchises–Henry Aldrich. These War-time movies followed the plots of the incredibly successful radio show. What can be said. Bin Laden pictured himself as a violent Jimmy Lydon.*
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Images: (Bin Laden Photos) via FBI and Huffingtonpost.com; (Ragnar) via The Vikings via bearotic,com; (Lydon ad) via cgi.ebay.com; (bearded lady) via play of same named reviewed in articles.sfgate.com