Grim Moments in Marketing XXI…

Automobiles which lose half of their value the moment they’re named…

Hyundai Vigilante

Chevrolet Malibu Brush Fire

Kia Panatella

Nissan Thug

Buick Expectorator

Chrysler Imperialist

Suzuki Newarker

Saab Slutz

Ford  Sepsis

Lincoln Porker

Cadillac Farouk

Mercury Millipede

Dodge EMS

Pontiac Genocide

Volvo d’Arrogance

Toyota Maru

Audi Partner

Saturn V B

Porsche Conestoga

Bentley Stutter

Infiniti Ltd.

Mitsubishi Torpedo

Lotus Ennui

Mini Pad

Jeep Bastid

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