Early Autumn: Early television programs cancellations; the American male discovers it’s easier to get drunk on Sunday while acting as if the NFL means anything; and it’s roll-out time of new autombiles from the faded Prince of American Industry. What follows are a few of my past observations of the automobile.
Grim Moments in Marketing XXI…
Automobiles which lose half of their value the moment they’re named…
Hyundai Vigilante
Chevrolet Malibu Brush Fire
Kia Panatella
Nissan Thug
Buick Expectorator
Chrysler Imperialist
Suzuki Newarker
Saab Slutz
Ford Sepsis
Lincoln Porker
Cadillac Farouk
Mercury Millipede
Dodge EMS
Pontiac Genocide
Volvo d’Arrogance
Toyota Maru
Audi Partner
Saturn V B
Porsche Conestoga
Bentley Stutter
Infiniti Ltd.
Mitsubishi Torpedo
Lotus Ennui
Mini Pad
Jeep Bastid
This entry was posted on Saturday, August 30th, 2008 at 5:48 pm and is filed under Automobiles.