Archive for the 'Travel' Category

One day, I shall manufacture a shoe named the Turbo-Akron.

Monday, September 11th, 2006

“Major Metzger vanished in civilian clothes while on an off-duty shopping trip with co-workers at a department store in central Bishkek.”–New York Times

This is the most disturbing line from the Times story about the 3-day-abduction of an Air Force Major for whom the military is conducting an investigation. I had felt a twinge of jingoism–not […]

In the hope of keeping the former Soviet Union in a capitalistic kind of mood, the Blairs and Bush must be using the Russian ‘GETOUTATOWN’ travel agency favored by President Vladimir Putin during the Kursk tragedy.

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Photo Credits: (Bush) Eric Draper–White House (from Washington Post)
(Blairs): splashnews.com (found in the Daily Mail)
“All hands on deck

10:08am 14th August 2006
As thousands of British families suffered the continuing misery of delayed and cancelled holidays, the Blairs were enjoying theirs in the indigo waters of the Grenadine Islands 4,000 miles away.”
Please find the entire story here.

What can be more glorious than laboring through the Himalayas as one’s lungs straining to find oxygen while listening to some Nanking farm implement salesman try to sing “Get Off of My Cloud” while blitzed on GANG OF FOUR Black Label Lichee vodka. His fellow-traveling octagenarian mother can scream when he spills his drink on her cat. Bring on the folk dancers!

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Karaoke trains to the roof of world

Thu May 18, 8:50 AM ET
Ticket to Tibet, sir? That’ll be $1,000 a day. But at least you’ll be able to have a good sing on the way.
China is planning to offer luxury trains to the roof of the world when it opens a long anticipated and highly […]

Once again, I shall rely on one of my literary knights–Terry Southern. After reading this article, Guy Grand would have said, “That’ll make it hot for the Creationists!”

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

May 18, 2006
Two Splits Between Human and Chimp Lines Suggested
By NICHOLAS WADE
The split between the human and chimpanzee lineages, a pivotal event in human evolution, may have occurred millions of years later than fossil bones suggest, and the break may not have been as clean as humans might like.
A new comparison of the human […]

The buffet must be impressive.

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

World’s largest cruise ship docks

By Luke MacGregor Sat Apr 29, 8:42 AM ET
SOUTHAMPTON (Reuters) - The world’s largest cruise ship docked in England on Saturday ahead of its inaugural trip — a floating behemoth four times the size of the Titanic, with facilities never imagined at the dawn of the liner age.
Please find […]

Years ago, when American air travel was not inconvenienced by D.B. Cooper, side trips to Havana, and Middle East terrorists; when airline passengers dressed well; when the government’s oversight kept the industry relatively stable and when airlines pampered their customers with meals, drinks, pillows, blankets, cigarettes and kindness; traveling was comfortable to the point of boredom. It was in the late 1960s that I had proposed something called PORTHOLE HORROR. Each window seat passenger had the option of pressing a button to begin a steady stream of air combat action which would fill the inside of the plane’s window. Obviously, those days are past and Airbus floated an idea for which the only other standee passengers kept parachutes on their backs and carbines in their hands. I had assumed that the thousands of lives and millions of frightened passengers would have kept the airline industry from attempting to squeeze more money from its flying public. Not so. Good taste and business? The bus left the station.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006



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April 25, 2006

One Day, That Economy Ticket May Buy You a Place to Stand

By CHRISTOPHER ELLIOTT
The airlines have come up with a new answer to an old question: How many passengers can be squeezed into economy class?
A lot more, it turns out, especially if an idea still in the early stage should catch on: […]

The joint’s brochure hypes its central location and the books of matches suggested day trips to the Sahara.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

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Hideaki Motoyama, project leader of the National Institute of Polar Research,

holds a million-year-old ice sample in Tokyo April 18, 2006. (Toru Hanai/Reuters)

If you thought ‘casual flying’ meant a 747 to the corner saloon or a 737 to the post office, think again.

Saturday, March 4th, 2006

LONELY PLANET and ROUGH travel guides join to discourage ‘casual flying’.

Their books will carry warnings.