Archive for the 'Osama bin Laden' Category

I wonder what he’d look like viewed through beer goggles.

Friday, January 15th, 2010

New Osama Bin Laden PICTURES: FBI’s Digitally-Enhanced Images Of How He May Look
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TodayHuffington Post/AP First Posted: 01-15-10 11:32 AM   |   Updated: 01-15-10 12:23 PM
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Osama Bin Laden may look drastically different today than he did just a few years ago, and the FBI has released new pictures showing what he may look like today.The digitally-enhanced images […]

‘You can hide, but you can’t run!”–LOUIS, JOE

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

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Images: (Osama) AP Photo via today’s nydailynews.com; (duck) freefoto.com; (movie poster) grandamovieposters.com; (Buick Dynaflow) chromeplatedclassics.com

After picking up Mikey in front of Jack Dempsey’s, Captain McCluskey made them stop in Riyadh for a restroom break.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Hamdan To Be Sent To Yemen
Bin Laden Driver Spent 7 Years at Guantanamo
By Josh White and William Branigin
Washington Post Staff Writers
Tuesday, November 25, 2008; Page A01
The U.S. military has decided to transfer Osama bin Laden’s former driver from custody at Guantanamo Bay to his home in Yemen, ending the seven-year saga of a man the […]

Liz Trotta is a real card!

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Fox News contributor jokes about assassinating Obama.
Today on Fox News, the former New York bureau chief of the Washington Times, Liz Trotta, discussed Sen. Hillary Clinton’s (D-NY) recent remarks about Robert F. Kennedy’s assassination. After mistakenly calling Obama “Osama,” Trotta joked that it would be nice to see them both killed:
TROTTA: And now we have […]

“Pop is just like Lewis Stone in those Andy Hardy movies–except he has a touch of the sociopath.”

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Bin Laden son wants to be peace activist
By PAUL SCHEMM, Associated Press Writer
29 minutes ago
Omar Osama bin Laden bears a striking resemblance to his notorious father — except for the dreadlocks that dangle halfway down his back. Then there’s the black leather biker jacket.
The 26-year-old does not renounce his father, al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, […]

“I will get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I will follow him to the gates of Hell,” the senator(McCain) said.

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Laugh if you wish, but I find this kind of talk refreshing.
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Senator McCain gnashes his teeth because he had forgotten
Satan’s ability to fly walk on acoustic ceiling tiles.

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Images: (Main) Exorcist III via scaredstiffreviews.com (Osama) (AP Photo/Hasan Jamali) via asapblogs.typepad.com via farandwide by AP; (McCain) via michaeltotten.com

When are we going to capture Osama and his pal. Heady Bumpo?

Monday, December 31st, 2007

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Egyptian-born Ayman al-Zawahiri is
al Qaeda’s second-in-command behind Osama bin Laden.

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Images: (Big O) al jazeera via i.a.cnn.net; (Natty) (AP /APTN) via image.cbsnews.com

At least, it’s a good Halloween story except the W sequels to this mess will last forever.

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

From CIA Jails, Inmates Fade Into Obscurity
Dozens of ‘Ghost Prisoners’ Not Publicly Accounted For
By Craig Whitlock
Washington Post Foreign Service
Saturday, October 27, 2007; Page A01
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — On Sept. 6, 2006, President Bush announced that the CIA’s overseas secret prisons had been temporarily emptied and 14 al-Qaeda leaders taken to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. But since then, […]

Wow!!! No shipping and handling.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

When I saw this disgusting screen capture…

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I thought of this potentially disgusting screen capture…

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Images: (Wire) carolwrightgifts.com (Osama) via AP Photo

“Boys, give ‘im a fair trial, then hang him.”

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

All of us realize bin Laden will becaome a martyr in the eyes of his followers. I say take him alive and bury him in Marion, IL Big House. Then, leak out to the press that he is living in the Witness Protection Program and has secured the services of a theatrical agent. He is […]

W asks, “Where ees zee box?”

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Into Thin Air
He’s still out there. The hunt for bin Laden.
By Evan Thomas
Newsweek
Sept. 3, 2007 issue - The Americans were getting close. It was early in the winter of 2004-05, and Osama bin Laden and his entourage were holed up in a mountain hideaway along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. Suddenly, a sentry, posted several kilometers away, […]