Archive for the 'Immigration' Category

They were going to call it Parchman Farm…

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

but the North Dakota governor has dibs on any warm, Mississippi names.
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Colorado to use inmates to fill migrant shortage
Tough laws passed last year against illegal immigration have created a need for farmworkers.
By Nicholas Riccardi
Times Staff Writer
March 1, 2007
DENVER — Ever since passing what its Legislature promoted as the nation’s toughest laws against illegal immigration last […]

Rove’s Nickname-El Diablo!

Friday, February 9th, 2007

The arrogance in the White House would be laughable if it were not so disgustingly dangerous. 
Friday, February 09, 2007
Not Our Kind of People [Mark Krikorian]
According to a congressman’s wife who attended a Republican women’s luncheon yesterday, Karl Rove explained the rationale behind the president’s amnesty/open-borders proposal this way: “I don’t want my 17-year-old […]

There is a simple solution…

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

Next year, the toy retailer may want to avoid this problem by giving the savings bond to the last infant born in the year. 
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“In Reversal, Toys “R” Us Gives 3 Baby Prizes
By TIMOTHY WILLIAMS and NINA BERNSTEIN
Published: January 7, 2007
Toys “R” Us yesterday reversed its decision and awarded a $25,000 savings bond to a baby […]

Incompetence Unleashed

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

To add the perfect absurdity to this event, ‘Solomon’ Trump should settle the matter of an American citizen’s becoming second class at the moment of birth. Jingoists Unite. You have nothing to lose but your souls.
“January 6, 2007
First-Baby Sweepstakes Fuels Immigration Debate
By NINA BERNSTEIN
New York Times
It seemed like a perfect formula for good publicity: A […]

I thought they didn’t look Swiss.

Friday, December 1st, 2006

“Illegal Immigration Hardliner Mitt Romney Hires Undocumented Workers To Tend His Lawn
The Boston Globe reports today that for the past decade, Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) has employed a landscaping company that relies heavily on undocumented Guatemalan immigrants. The company, Community Lawn Service with a Heart, also tended to the lawn at Romney’s son’s house.”
When […]

How did Bob Feller get from Van Meter, Iowa to the Bigs? I know he didn’t use ‘IGNITE?,’ so he must have ridden the entire way on the old #1.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

“Local agent faces charges

Immigration officials say Dominguez oversaw operation that smuggled Cuban baseball players to the U.S., where they signed pro contracts.

By Lance Pugmire, Times Staff Writer

November 1, 2006

A Southern California player agent who has represented defected Cuban baseball players was among five men charged Tuesday with smuggling, transporting and harboring Cuban players who were […]

Get ready to hear words like TEXICANS and GENERAL MAPACHE.

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Plan may put troops at Mexico, U.S. border
By ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published May 13, 2006
WASHINGTON - President Bush, trying to build momentum for an overhaul of the nation’s immigration laws, is considering plans to shore up the Mexican border with National Guard troops paid for by the federal government, the Associated Press reported Friday, citing unnamed administration […]

…as should be his statements. Not everyone speaks DrIrwinCoreyPrime.

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Bush Says Anthem Should Be in English

By JEANNINE AVERSA, AP Economics Writer Friday, April 28, 2006 41 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - The national anthem should be sung in English — not Spanish —President Bush declared Friday, amid growing restlessness over the millions of immigrants here illegally.
Please find the riveting story here.
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“Okay, Class. Take out your Ethnic Discrimination Is Fun Readers and turn to Chapter II: “When Thar Ain’t No Injuns; A Messican’ll Do Jus Fan.”

Saturday, April 15th, 2006

Each of us can rest assured that a scene like the one in that grainy 16 mm film would never happen in America. Nevertheless, awareness of ethnic origin is a fact of life. Like Rashomon, views of your basic non-White Anglo-Saxon Protestant peoples are as varied as the needs they fulfill. First, read the article.

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