Archive for the 'Holier Than Thouists-Roman Catholic Arm' Category

• Vatican to investigate Legionaries of Christ after scandal–Yahoo headline

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

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Image: (Haggard) getreligion.org; (kepi) maskworld.com; (motto) soldierandwar.com via cgi.ebay.es

Pope Benedict XVI Tells Cameroonians: “Condoms Not The Answer To Aids”–Huffington Post headline

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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According to Benedict, these won’t cut the mustard.

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But…these Condo-Sized Body Rubbers Will Do The Trick.

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Images: (Main photo of Pope) Associated Press via Huffingtonpost.com; (Trojans) via peoplejam.com; (Body Rubber) via realityme.net; (Pinkie ring) via newsimg.bbc.co.uk; (umpire) nynpa.com; (Mitre) newliturgicalmovement.org via img254.imageshack.com;

Repent?! Didn’t Bernard Cardinal Law get a plum job in the Vatican?

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Protest against priest who said Obama voters must repent
David Edwards and Muriel Kane
Published: Monday November 17, 2008
Several dozen protesters and counter-protesters lined up on Sunday outside a Greenville, SC Catholic church where the pastor has stated that any of his parishioners who voted for Barack Obama should repent(CNN video also) before receiving communion.

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Image: (Father) via […]

Pro-Choice–like terrorism–may prevent the flock from thinking about War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, Priestly Pedophilia, Disparity Between Rich & Poor and Taxation for Churches.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

It’s okay, Chappie!
Just put on another gold-threaded vestment
to keep the flock happy.

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Jesus Christ was a Republican, but he could hit a curve ball!
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Archbishop criticizes Obama, Catholic allies
By ERIC GORSKI, AP Religion Writer
1 hr 9 mins ago
DENVER – Denver Roman Catholic Archbishop Charles Chaput labeled Barack Obama the “most committed” abortion-rights candidate from a major […]

Stop eating, John, and think about what you said.

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Political Punch
Jake Tapper is ABC News’ Senior National Correspondent
Hagee Endorsement for McCain Comes Under Fire
February 29, 2008 11:19 AM
Calling Pastor John Hagee a “bigot,” the conservative Catholic League is calling for Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., to denounce/renounce/reject his endorsement Wednesday.
With a Youtube link to prove his point, Catholic League president Bill Donohue said Hagee “has […]

I’ll bet St. Pius X wouldn’t have known a ‘pick ‘n roll’ from a ‘two-handed set shot.’

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Hey, Michelle. We’re not in ‘ante-Great War’ Rome anymore.
Religion rears its ugly head
and Patapsco Jack gives me the heads up.
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UPDATE:
Giovanni Limbo–basketball writer for L’Osservatore Romano–states
“Pius X no, but Pius XI averaged 23 points a game
before he entered the seminary.”

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School stops female referee from working a boys game
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Thursday, February 14, 2008
KANSAS […]

Vincenzo Kolchak takes on the PASSION.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Writer Sues Mel Gibson Over ‘Passion’
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:56 AM EST
The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A screenwriter sued Mel Gibson and his production company on Monday, claiming he was misled by the actor-director into accepting a small payment for writing “The Passion of the Christ,” and was refused extra money when the film […]

Hillary casts aspersion on Jesuitical logic as she tries to explain away her vote to give Attila the Frat Boy the authorization to go to war.

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Hillary is anti-Soldiers of Christ!!
Call in the Catholic League’s answer to Al Sharpton…
William Donohue!
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William Donohue making the cable news stations of the cross?

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Clinton justifies war vote, hits Obama
Posted: Sunday, January 13, 2008 10:31 AM by Domenico Montanaro
From NBC’s Domenico Montanaro

Clinton justified her 2002 Iraq war vote again on Meet the Press, saying […]

“…support of many Catholics for Democratic candidates “borders on scandal.”–Cardinal Sean O’Malley, Boston Archdiocese

Friday, November 16th, 2007

In the world of irony,a record may have been broken. If there were one U.S. archdiocese that could not possibly raise the specter of scandal, it is the one which O’Malley now leads.

How dare this prelate condemn one aspect of a party which has always been in the forefront of social justice? I […]

Is everything clear?

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Catholic bishops instruct voters
By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer Wed Nov 14, 10:54 AM ET
BALTIMORE - Roman Catholics voting in the 2008 elections must heed church teaching when deciding which candidates and policies to support, U.S. bishops said Wednesday.
And while the church recognizes the importance of a wide range of issues — from war to […]