Archive for the 'Comedy' Category

North Korean Officials Deny Leader Kim Is Seriously Ill.”–Yahoo headline, 9/10/2008

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

 
By using Kolchak’s Abbott & Costello observation…
 
Then who is he?
 
No, Hu is in charge of China?
 
But he’s not ill?

Who knows?

I would imagine he does.

TOM BROKAW DANCES ON ELLEN–headline Huffington Post.com

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

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Images: (Riverdance) chroniclejournal.com; (Brokaw) images.usatoday.com;(Ellen Degeneres) i.yimg.com via tv.yahoo.com

‘Ducks don’t match offer to Penner’–Los Angeles Times Headline

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

When I saw this headline, I became confused
by the seeming time-warp into which I had fallen.
Had the ducks finally evened the playing field
against the late comedian, Joe Penner?
Years ago, my wife told me I had been talking in my sleep and had said:
Just when you think you’ve escaped the a##holes…you get bitten by the […]

“Rove, Libby, Cheese!”

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Ms. Miller had failed to realize that Curly’s best move was spinning on the floor by using his left arm as fulcrum while screaming, “Moe, Larry Cheese!” 

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In a touching scene outside the Federal Courthouse in Washington, DC, a photographer caught Judith Miller’s reflection on the window of Scooter Libby’s limousine. In an attempt to bring […]