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Republican Alpha-Dogs of Congress…

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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This man’s hair is used to cover the
playing field of the Minneapolis’
Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome.
Meet Representative John Boehner, R-(OH)

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Did you know this about Johnny?
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When correctly configured with the electrical grid,
this man can illuminate the entire west side of
Norman, OK for three nights.
Meet Senator James Inhofe R-(OK)
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“I’m really proud to say that in […]

Have another cigarette, Johnny.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

House GOP Leader Calls Obama “Chicken Sh*t”: House Minority leader John Boehner shockingly used an expletive to describe Obama for his “present” votes in the Illinois State Senate:
House minority leader John Boehner’s spokesman confirms the accuracy of this quote, from an Ohio student newspaper:
“Now, listen, I’ve voted ‘present’ two or three times in my entire […]

Boehner’s latest release: MY MANY MOODZ

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Boehner tells GOP to get off ‘dead a**es’
By: Patrick O’Connor
POLITICO
Feb 27, 2008 05:51 AM EST
Minority Leader John Boehner
Members and aides present said the Republican leader was clearly frustrated.
Photo: John Shinkle
House Minority Leader John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) challenged Republicans on Tuesday to get off their “dead asses” and start raising money for the National Republican Congressional […]

Does anyone recall when CNN was a news station?

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

CNN ignored Boehner’s “small price” comment after latching onto Kerry’s “botched joke”
Summary: On The Situation Room, House Minority Leader John Boehner stated: “We need to continue our effort here [in Iraq] because, Wolf, long term, the investment that we’re making today will be a small price if we’re able to stop Al Qaeda here, if […]

Have another cig, John.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

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Ruling Limited Spying Efforts
Move to Amend FISA Sparked by Judge’s Decision
By Carol D. Leonnig and Ellen Nakashima
Washington Post Staff Writers
Friday, August 3, 2007; Page A01
A federal intelligence court judge earlier this year secretly declared a key element of the Bush administration’s wiretapping efforts illegal, according to a lawmaker and government sources, providing a previously unstated […]

Hay fever…

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Boehner: Senators favoring withdrawal are ‘wimps.’
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via Think Progress
In an attempt to bring “solidarity among House Republicans,” House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) called the Senate Republicans favoring withdrawal “wimps” at a caucus meeting today. Boehner was then criticized by Rep. Heather Wilson (R-NM), who said discussions of war “should always be taken seriously.”

Why didn’t Hastert pass the gavel?

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

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House Minority Leader John Boehner, right, hands the gavel to newly elected Speak of the House Nancy Pelosi in the House Chamber of the U.S. Capitol in Washington Thursday, Jan. 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

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Please find the story here.

Have a cigarette, John.

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

House Majority leader John Boehner said that Don Rumsfeld is
“the best thing that’s happened to the Pentagon in 25 years…”
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Representative John Boehner, R-Ohio
Photo: Dennis Brake/Bloomberg News
BOEHNER MAY ALSO BELIEVE…
1. Winstons taste good like cigarettes should.

2. Bullets bounce off Aero Wax.

3. DO THE FREDDY was the best song top spring from the British Invasion.

4. Sky […]

Nice!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

According to RAW STORY…
“House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), Democrats who voted against a bill that defines the rights of detainees “want to appease the terrorists.”
Please find the video here.

About three weeks after the mid-term election, Macy’s will again sponsor its annual Thanksgiving Day parade. Each year, popular cartoon figures are converted into helium balloons. This year will not be different.

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

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