Archive for the 'Pope Benedict XVI' Category

BENNY ‘n the JETS…

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Church Sex Abuse Scandal ‘Has Now Reached’ The Pope: AP
NICOLE WINFIELD | 03/12/10 06:24 PM | AP
VATICAN CITY — Germany’s sex abuse scandal has now reached Pope Benedict XVI: His former archdiocese acknowledged it transferred a suspected pedophile priest while Benedict was in charge and criticism is mounting over a 2001 Vatican directive he penned […]

You saw it here first…

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

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Image: (pope) bp0.blogger.com via acatholiclife.blogspot.com; (Liberace) via iz95.org

Pope Benedict XVI Tells Cameroonians: “Condoms Not The Answer To Aids”–Huffington Post headline

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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According to Benedict, these won’t cut the mustard.

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But…these Condo-Sized Body Rubbers Will Do The Trick.

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Images: (Main photo of Pope) Associated Press via Huffingtonpost.com; (Trojans) via peoplejam.com; (Body Rubber) via realityme.net; (Pinkie ring) via newsimg.bbc.co.uk; (umpire) nynpa.com; (Mitre) newliturgicalmovement.org via img254.imageshack.com;

The Ex-communication…she stays the same!!

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

The Vatican backs the excommunication of the mother
whose nine-year-old daughter was raped and of
the doctor who performed the subsequent abortion.

At least the pope didn’t say the girl was askin’ for it!

Here is a quick look at some of Benedict XVI’s other controversies.

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Benedict XVI is known to do anything to fill the Vatican’s […]

“Ultra-traditionalist” is the phrase used in the Washington Post article.

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

I’m against the DH, the excessive use of relief pitchers, tv interviews of managers during a Major League game and sloppy uniform appearance. That probably makes me a traditionalist.
If I were to deny the Holocaust, I would not be an ultra-traditionalist;
I’d be an anti-semitic jackass.

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Pope Voices Support for Jews, Rejects Holocaust Denial
By Michelle […]

It’s not all gold and frankincense.

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

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Images: (pope) img.timeinc.net;(cigarette) via image.cbsnes.com via blogspot.newsweek.com; (smoke) via answers.com

Speaking of the Church’s tribulations…

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

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Image: (machine) sent as photo by my son; (Dempsey’s) via farm2.static.flickr.com; (pope) (symbols) wikipedia.org

Roy Rogers would have simply asked Pat Brady to drive Nellybelle into a fountain.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Mayor challenges pope during Genoa visit
18 May 2008 17:45:22 GMT
Source: Reuters
By Philip Pullella
GENOA, Italy, May 18 (Reuters) - The pro-abortion mayor of this large northwestern port city suggested to Pope Benedict in a public address on Sunday that the Church could not impose its views on the personal choices of citizens in a lay state.
Speaking […]

A few unknown facts about Pope Benedict XVI’s sojourn in New York.

Monday, April 21st, 2008

The Holy Father stayed at the East 72nd street residence of
Archbishop Celestino Migliore, the papal nuncio to the United Nations.
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Archbishop Migliore snarled to the assembled press,
“I won’t make that mistake again!”
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While he had heard rumors about the pope’s destructive tendencies,
Archbishop Migliore was at a loss when confronted by
a two-year old hyena fresh […]

“…an’ I get a one-way ticket to Vaticanville.”

Monday, April 21st, 2008

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Image: (main photo) AP; (gloves) home2rome.wordpress.com via buyfitnessonline.com;

I’m saving for box seats to Beatitudes Nite.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

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Images: (Pope) Jim Bourg (Reuters) (crowd) AP photo(?) (Wonder bread) media.linspire.com; (Mrs. Paul’s Fish Sticks) foodfacts.com;

I love the way the media gushes over the Pope’s deigning to speak of the sex scandal. Is that not the reason he came? It is important to keep those offering baskets full for the kick upstairs to the V.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

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Images: ((Background police)  REUTERS/Larry Downing traffic; (Pope & candles) (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert);

Behind the scenes of the Pope’s visit…

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

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Images: (cuffs) via indiana.typepad.com; (Miami Vice) lovefilm.com; (real photo) Associated Press;

In 1960, Khrushchev oddly lacked red shoes.

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Shannon Stapleton/Reuters

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Image: (shoe) via inquirer.net