Archive for the 'Automobiles' Category

Michigan helped Jim Bunning become famous enough to slide his stellar intellect into the Senate. Nice payback, Jim!!

Friday, December 12th, 2008

December 12, 2008: 03:45 PM ET
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Ky. Sen. Bunning, ex-Tigers pitching great, gets booted from Detroit-area fair for autos vote

NEW YORK (Associated Press) - Jim Bunning was the toast of Detroit when […]

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of fine, Corinthian leather!”–W. J. Bryan, 1896

Monday, December 8th, 2008

I believe autoworkers should find the name of the god to whom
Nardelli, Wagoner and Mulally pray.
It is obvious that god knows how to shower followers with good fortune.

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Detroit Churches Pray for ‘God’s Bailout’
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PRAYING FOR A MIRACLE
S.U.V.’s sat on the altar of Greater Grace Temple, a Pentecostal church in Detroit, as congregants prayed to […]

Those Continental tires will have to upgrade to ‘Interplanetary’ if Detroit wants to overcome the present problems.

Friday, December 5th, 2008

NASA’s search for Mars life delayed
Will Dunham, Reuters
Published: Friday, December 05, 2008
N ASA said Thursday that it will postpone by two years the planned launch of a major mission to study whether Mars was ever capable of harbouring life, citing development and testing delays.
NASA administrator Michael Griffin said the Mars Science Laboratory mission must be […]

Gambling casinos require their guests to provide their own decks of cards and dice.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Here is George Will on ABC’s THIS WEEK…

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“All will be forgiven if things turn out well. And it’s just possible, Donna, that the economy is not going down the drain. 94, 95 percent of all mortgages in this country are being paid off on time. Ninety-four percent of those who want to work are working. […]

People are outraged that the Big 3 Automobile CEOs used private jets to fly to their hat-in-hand meetings with Congress. I believe they used great restraint when set against the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed. Imagine if they had followed their instincts.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Images: (Big 3 faces) via huffingtonpost.com; (Logos)-GM–via stainlessworks.net; Chrysler–via jalopnik.com; Ford–via oracle.com:
(blue sedan) via sedanchairs.co.uk (black sedan) via foolfestival.com; (Egyptian sedan) via toysoldiers.com; (hearing room) sun-sentinal.com;

I think Europeans have stronger hands.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

The 65 mpg Ford the U.S. Can’t Have
by David Kiley
Friday, September 19, 2008
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If ever there was a car made for the times, this would seem to be it: a sporty subcompact that seats five, offers a navigation system, and gets a whopping 65 miles to the gallon. Oh yes, and the car is made by […]

Yikes! Over a Tata…when everyone knows that the Satyagraha LS is without passenger protection!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

 I realize this is not a laughing matter, but it proves that we Americans may not be as violent as our reputation would have the world believe.
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September 23, 2008
CEO murdered by mob of sacked Indian workers
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Left Front supporters block a national highway in support of the Tata car project
(Parth Sanyal/Reuters)
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Thousands of protesters recently forced Tata […]

Let Hezbollah have its Terrorist Amusement Park, we have…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

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Images: (Air & Space Museum) letsgo.dc.com; (Ford) texashideout.tripod.com; (Terraplane) hetclub.com;(C-123k) via staticflickr.com; (’54 Greyhound) Redden Archive Collection via walkercustomer.com; (Packard) via imstumped.com; (Con-Air) via  allposters.com

After Cuba, What’s Next For Ike?–CNN headline |

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

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Images: (President Eisenhower) via digitalhistory.uh.edu; (Hurricane Ike) via itn.co.uk

Grim Moments in Marketing XXI…

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Automobiles which lose half of their value the moment they’re named…
Hyundai Vigilante
Chevrolet Malibu Brush Fire
Kia Panatella
Nissan Thug
Buick Expectorator
Chrysler Imperialist

Suzuki Newarker

Saab Slutz
Ford  Sepsis
Lincoln Porker
Cadillac Farouk
Mercury Millipede
Dodge EMS
Pontiac Genocide
Volvo d’Arrogance
Toyota Maru
Audi Partner
Saturn V B
Porsche Conestoga
Bentley Stutter
Infiniti Ltd.
Mitsubishi Torpedo
Lotus Ennui
Mini Pad
Jeep Bastid

The funniest columnist working today is Gail Collins.

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

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August 23, 2008
New York Times
Op-Ed Columnist
Digging Ourselves a Black Hole
By GAIL COLLINS
Exciting times coming up, people. Democratic convention! Republican convention! And then, on Sept. 10, the start-up of the Large Hadron Collider!
The Large Hadron, you may remember, is the 17-mile-long particle accelerator being built near Geneva. Once it’s up and running, its designers believe it […]