Archive for the 'Automobiles' Category

To Ease Budget Woes, California Might Sell Ads on Electronic Freeway Signs–Sacramento Bee headline, 2/5/2010

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Vincenzo Kolchak sent the story and his idea for dancing electrons…

Speed Limit70Cruise better with
SHELL Gasoline
With Platformate

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I wondered, “Why stop with electronic freeway signs?”
 
On a two-lane blacktop somewhere near Modesto…

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The article is here.

Image: (sign) upload.wikimedia.org via commons.wikimedia.org;  (Sears) acgadmin.fry.com via autoclubgroup.com

Vincenzo is the person who found irony in the “Twenty One” quiz show scandal. Everyone was worried about keeping the high ground for a program sponsored by GERITOL tonic for “tired blood.”

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

 I sent the following item from GADGET LAB
to Vincenzo Kolchak:

Blu-ray Maker Re-Boxes $500 Player, Charges $3,500
* By Charlie Sorrel Email Author
* January 22, 2010
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“Above you see two Blu-ray players. On the bottom is the Oppo BDP-83, a $500 machine. On top is the Lexicon BD-30, which will set you […]

I continually see this story:

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Pentagon creating ‘massive ordnance penetrator’ bomb, aka MOP, as possible Iran, N. Korea deterrent
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Tuesday, October 13th 2009, 3:05 PM

…but await the actual invention.

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This artist’s rendering provided by Boeing Co. shows a “massive ordinance penetrator” or MOP bomb, which will become the largest conventional bomb in the U.S. arsenal.
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Image: (DeSoto tail lights) Jeffrey Jerome […]

Early Autumn: Early television programs cancellations; the American male discovers it’s easier to get drunk on Sunday while acting as if the NFL means anything; and it’s roll-out time of new autombiles from the faded Prince of American Industry. What follows are a few of my past observations of the automobile.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Grim Moments in Marketing XXI…
Automobiles which lose half of their value the moment they’re named…
Hyundai Vigilante
Chevrolet Malibu Brush Fire
Kia Panatella
Nissan Thug
Buick Expectorator
Chrysler Imperialist

Suzuki Newarker

Saab Slutz
Ford  Sepsis
Lincoln Porker
Cadillac Farouk
Mercury Millipede
Dodge EMS
Pontiac Genocide
Volvo d’Arrogance
Toyota Maru
Audi Partner
Saturn V B
Porsche Conestoga
Bentley Stutter
Infiniti Ltd.
Mitsubishi Torpedo
Lotus Ennui
Mini Pad
Jeep Bastid […]

The reason Lionel catalogues are always more fun than those of automobiles.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Concept cars continue to amaze at the 2008 Geneva Auto Show.
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This Ultima Paramecium Bi2 received the concave bonnet and flattened tires when an overly zealous fan hopped onto the automobile for a quick picture-taking session.

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The folks at Alfa-Romeo overcame that problem by using a special bowling alley, flecked combination paint/wax which renders impossible
any attempt to […]

Car Names Which Mean Something!

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

GRIM MOMENTS IN MARKETING: Episode XVIII
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 The Nissan Rogue is not the first time automobile models have carried somewhat questionable names. Domestic and foreign manufacturers have always saved a few odd  handles for their product lines.
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Model Pictured: 2-stroke Pipsqueak
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Model Pictured: Underhand Cam 178 cubic inch Cold Sweat
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Model Pictured: 3.6 litre Procrastinator
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Model Pictured: 12 cylinder […]

This is the key//That’s the vehicle//Open the doors//Where’s the people?

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Another Grim Moment in Marketing…

AUTOMOBILE DOORS
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Images: (smoke) pyr.ec.gc.ca; (saab 93) en-wikimedia.org; (Saab ad) vintagetechnology.com; (military plane) worldwide-military.com; (clouds) ics.uci.edu; (T-Bird) user morrea via en-wikipedia.org; (ejection suit) canit.se; (Saab Aero X) zeenz.nl; (aqurium) aquarium.com; (Fiat) en-wikipedia.org; (Van) renault-logan.eastroblog.com; (church) freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com; (purple curtains) party.pro.com; (Nose Art) aert-letters.com;(French doors) (Versailles) (BMW) edge-inc.net; (Mercedes) readthisblog.net; (’57 Ford) tocmp.com; (Mazda) […]

They were thinking Dr. Seuss and Marvel…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

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A few Mazda concept vehicles
graced the Detroit Auto Show earlier this month.
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Images: (Mazda) Road&Track.com; (Bale) img.trb,com via swamppolitics.com; (symbol) polaris.umuc.edu; (Grinch hat) imagecache2.allposters.com via deborahsteinber.com; (Grinch) via fishkite.com;
This entry was posted on Sunday, January 27th, 2008 at 1:51 pm and is filed under Business, Japan, Automobiles.
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A caster of thousands…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Nissan Races to Make Smaller, Cheaper Cars; Industry Shifts Strategy;
As Big-Vehicle Sales Fade; Simplifying the Doors
By AMY CHOZICK
October 22, 2007; Page A1Wall Street Journal online
ATSUGI, Japan — At a top-secret session on car designs at a Nissan Motor Co. technical center, chief product strategist Carlos Tavares recited the company’s ambitious new mission: to sell an […]

“Gee, Dad, it’s a Zil!”

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

They’ve only to go back to basics to restore the glory of
Russian automotive excellence.
Putin sulks as Soviet car giant stumblesSun May 27, 12:21 AM ET
by Dario Thuburn
TOLYATTI, Russia AFP) - Judging by the sulk on
Vladimir Putin’s face and the force with which he was slamming the car doors shut, the president was not […]

And corsages for the ladies…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Grim Moments in Marketing…
The 2007 New York Auto Show
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Images: (original NY auto show vehicles’ photos) c. C.NET.Networks.com; (Bugatti) edge-inc.net;(Swiss Army knife) (cereals) newquebec.blogspot.com; (dairy) bushrefrigeratin.com; (Basic Instinct still) hiring-revolution.com; (metal grocery cart) retaildesigndiva.blogs.com; (lava lamp) simply70s.com; (radio flyer) ace.imageg.net;
This entry was posted on Monday, May 14th, 2007 at 12:28 pm and is filed under […]

Before Egypt’s Abdul Nasser, there was King Farouk…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

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By the end of his 16-year reign in 1952, Farouk declared
all inanimate objects must carry the Mark of the Stache.

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This baby was the erstwhile King’s favorite vehicle. Legend states that Harley Earle personally designed this pimped caddy. The continental tire folds down to form a roulette wheel and […]

What’s that compreshkin, Sailor?

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

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Images: (Porsche) msprotege.com via wallpaper.net; (Popeye) created by E.C. Segar via dvdmegapacks.com; (Boxers) willkern.com
This entry was posted on Friday, April 13th, 2007 at 5:13 pm and is filed under Automobiles, Prize-Fighting.

It’s the only SUV with a comb-over.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Donald Trump’s Worsts: First In A Series
WASHINGTON (CNN) – Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room…
Wolf: Worst SUV?
Don: The Magellan-Frazer Circumnavigator Custom

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Images: (W) ap-via boomantribune via cnn.com; (navigator) a904.g.akamai.net; (kaiser-fraser) io.tudelft.nl; (Barbara Bush) news.harvard.edu; (W bike) ap via templeofgwbush.blogspot; (simpsons) Marge’s Son Poisoning via en-wikipedia.org
Please find the story at CNN.

This entry was […]

Where Exhibit Is Job #1…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

This morning Don Imus thought the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Museum looked like a suburban Ford dealership. I respect the late president,
but Don Imus should not be faulted for this observation.
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Images: (Night) mishami.image.pbase.com; (Day) hwcn.org; (crown vic) edmunds.com

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm and is filed under Automobiles, […]

It’s a shame very feature shared billing with TRIUMPH OF THE WILL.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Date night outside Cologne, Summer, 1939.
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Robert Mitchum’s–THUNDER ROAD–would become the U.S. drive-in staple twenty years later and the Third Reich would never know.
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Images: (Thunder Road) moviepostershoppe.com; (screen) smartinc.com;
(Atlantic Wall bunkers)Paul Virilio in metropolis.com; (autos) det.news.com;
(intermission shot and food pictures) drive-infilm.com (Speer structure) stanford.edu
This entry was posted on Monday, July 10th, 2006 at 11:00 […]

A Might Shifter Is Our Hurst.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Each year I consider myself blessed for being able to attend
the “GODS ‘n RODS” show.
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It’s correct title is
‘THE ANNUAL JAMBOREE OF LIVING GODS, CLERICS, MECHANINCS AND STREET HOT ROD RACING SOCIETY MEMBERS.”
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Charleston, West Virginia hosted this year’s May event.
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I was able to bring […]

What happens when the new car smell parts?

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

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While he is not the patron saint
of post-War American automobile manufacturing,
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Images from 1motormart.com//hubcapcafe.com & Sponge Bob Square Pants
This entry was posted on Sunday, March 19th, 2006 at 9:24 pm and is filed under Society, Automobiles.
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Hybrid…Schmybrid!!

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

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As On Deadline mentioned earlier today, a photo of House Speaker Dennis Hastert switching cars leads Yahoo’s most-sent photo list this morning. The Republican lawmaker had attended an event to promote hydrogen-powered vehicles, appeared to head back to the Capitol in one, […]

Story boards for my rejected Public Service Ad…

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

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(cuckoo) cheeretc.com; (umbrella) via cscwholesale.com; (fog) VIA TOPNEWS.IN; (Village of the Damned{based on novel: The Midwich Cuckoos} kids–
front) image294.imageshack.us via forum.suprbay.org; (same–back)via blog.masslive.com

Either the woman is the tiniest in recorded history or the knob spinner fits on the world’s largest steering wheel.

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

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The entire advertisement is here.

See ya, Big John.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

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Images: (John Wagoner) AP Photo via blog.cleveland.com; (Hummer) via businessweek.com; (GM logo) via businessweek.com;(Porter Waggoner suit) via
image42.webshots.com; (Webb) 4.bp.blogspot.com via malehti.blogspot.com; (museum view) kitfosterscarport via kitfoster.com

Study: Can A Flashy Car Really Make Men Appear Sexier?

Friday, March 27th, 2009

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Image: (Jag) ultimatecarpage.com; (Rush) via retrovisiontheater.blogspot.com; (Gold Lowrider wheel) aztlanbicycle.com

They must have been low on Xerex Popcicles…

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

MSNBC
Woman Shuts Daycare Down After Children Drink Windshield Fluid
updated 12:16 p.m. ET, Fri., March. 13, 2009
A Scott woman has voluntarily turned over her license and shut her daycare down after children there were accidentally served windshield wiper fluid to drink.
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This can’t be the explanation!!
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Image: (WW Fluid) trendtechsupport.com

Michigan helped Jim Bunning become famous enough to slide his stellar intellect into the Senate. Nice payback, Jim!!

Friday, December 12th, 2008

December 12, 2008: 03:45 PM ET
CNN
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Ky. Sen. Bunning, ex-Tigers pitching great, gets booted from Detroit-area fair for autos vote

NEW YORK (Associated Press) - Jim Bunning was the toast of Detroit when […]