Archive for the '2008 Presidential Campaign' Category

“They appalled me, absolutely. You know, I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.” –Samuel (Joe the Plumber) Wurzelbacher

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

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Image: (Michael Chiklis) via movieblog.ugo.com; (SHIELD Strike Team) via taipanproductions.com; (Sink, etc) via statservices-ca.com; (Joe the Plumber-Up) via huffingtonpost.com; (Joe the Plumber-Down) (Lori King/Toledo Blade) via washingtonpost.com; (jeans) via dan-kyle.blogspot.com; (boots) stylefrizz.com; (toilet) via darkcreek.com;

Please find the story in the Huffington Post.

A REASON TO BE THANKFUL…You are not Joe Lieberman!

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

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From the sewers of Stamford comes…

THE RAT

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Capitol Briefing
Lieberman Contributed to GOP Senate, House Candidates
By Paul Kane
Here’s a story of the Thanksgiving spirit, forgiving and forgetting senatorial style.
When Democrats gathered last week to decide the fate of Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.), a pair of senators-elect, Tom Udall of New Mexico and Jeff Merkley of […]

Does this mean we shall be able to re-claim the good will squandered by King W?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

From Times Online
November 5, 2008
World press reaction to Barack Obama’s victory
Paris, several international newspapers’ frontpages, the day after the victory of Democrat Barack Obama in US presidential election

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Headlines proclaiming Obama’s victory at an international newsstand in Paris
Kaya Burgess and Jenny Booth (Jacques Demarthon/AFP/Getty Images)
France
An editorial in the national daily Le Monde proclaims “Obama’s victory ushers […]

Obama leads by 7 in final Quinnipiac Poll of Ohio–Columbus Dispatch

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

How many times have we seen polls provided by Quinnipiac University? Today another poll crossed the wires and I decided to learn more about this very influential Connecticut school.
I must warn you that I’ve spun most of this into a web of jokes and it is only for comedic purposes and has no relationship to […]

Republicans Try To Use Oxford Don To Smear Barack Obama–Sunday Times headline, November 2, 2008

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

The Sunday Times
November 2, 2008
The Republicans accuse Obama of ‘palling around’ with Ayers
Sarah Baxter in Washington
The Republicans have made a last-minute attempt to prevent Barack Obama’s ascent to the White House by trying to recruit an Oxford academic to “prove” that his autobiography was ghostwritten by a former terrorist.
With two days before the election, Obama […]

Have another cigarette, Johnny.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

House GOP Leader Calls Obama “Chicken Sh*t”: House Minority leader John Boehner shockingly used an expletive to describe Obama for his “present” votes in the Illinois State Senate:
House minority leader John Boehner’s spokesman confirms the accuracy of this quote, from an Ohio student newspaper:
“Now, listen, I’ve voted ‘present’ two or three times in my entire […]

They say it took three Old Bay Seasoning darts to get Rove to sit still for the photograph.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

November 1, 2008
McCain’s name nowhere to be seen at Palin rally
Posted: 01:30 PM ET
From CNN Political Producer Peter Hamby
POLK CITY, Florida (CNN) — At a boisterous Sarah Palin rally in Polk City, Florida on Saturday afternoon, one name was surprisingly absent from the campaign décor — John McCain’s.
Looking around the Fantasy of Flight aircraft hangar […]

I like him better as Al Smith, but wearing a thirty-pound tunic is the price one pays to celebrate Halloween.

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

Rep. Steve King: Obama Will Make America A ‘Totalitarian Dictatorship’
On Saturday, Rep. Steve King (R-IA) gave little-noticed remarks at Sioux City’s West High School during an appearance by Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK). King went beyond the traditional right-wing talking points — which brand Obama a “Marxist” who adheres to “socialism” — and said that he […]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the June Taylor Dancers?

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Palin Fears Media Threaten Her First Amendment Rights
October 31, 2008 11:25 AM
ABC News’ Steven Portnoy reports: In a conservative radio interview that aired in Washington, D.C. Friday morning, Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin said she fears her First Amendment rights may be threatened by “attacks” from reporters who suggest she is engaging in […]

These vote supression stories are too depresssing to repeat…

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Please see Brad Blog.

Vincenzo Kolchak lays out one of his least favorite columnists.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

October 27, 2008
The New York Times
Op-Ed Columnist
Remember the Marne
By WILLIAM KRISTOL
“My center is giving way. My right is in retreat. Situation excellent. I attack!”
That’s the message supposedly sent by General Ferdinand Foch of France to his commanding general, Joseph Joffre, during the crucial First Battle of the Marne in September 1914. The French and British […]

The Anchorage Daily News has endorsed Obama for President.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

IDAHO ROSICRUCIANS AGAINST FOUR-FLUSHING HINDUS!!

Monday, October 27th, 2008

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Image: (originaly photo) via huffingtonpost.com

“McCain adviser: Palin ‘is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone.’”–Think Progress headline

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Think Progress
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October 25, 2008
palinboots.jpgThe Politico reports that tensions between the Palin and McCain camps are increasing in the waning days of the campaign. Palin reportedly “has decided increasingly to disregard the advice of the former Bush aides tasked to handle her,” blaming “her handlers for a botched rollout and a tarnished public image.” A McCain […]

In a preview, Homer Simpson had the same problem.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

October 18, 2008
Some early W.Va. voters angry over switched votes
Jackson County touch-screens switched votes, 3 residents say
At least three early voters in Jackson County had a hard time voting for candidates they want to win.
By Paul J. Nyden
Staff writer
At least three early voters in Jackson County had a hard time voting for candidates they want […]

I wonder if all of those papers are published in Non-Real American Areas?

Friday, October 24th, 2008

The New York Times
October 24, 2008
Editorial
Barack Obama for President
Hyperbole is the currency of presidential campaigns, but this year the nation’s future truly hangs in the balance.
The United States is battered and drifting after eight years of President Bush’s failed leadership. He is saddling his successor with two wars, a scarred global image and a government […]