Behold his mighty power…
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As can be seen on the studio clock, Sarah Palin suffered from the late 80s’ big hair phenomenon. Early in 2002, researchers at the University of Iowa discovered that when critical mass was attained by the correct combination of set-spray, styling gel and mousse, one’s hair-do would expand to consume all in its path. A blow torch and six months of intensive physical therapy finally placed Ms. Palin on the road to complete recovery, but residual effects of the components of big hair prevent her from living in areas where the temperature regularly reaches the 90 degree mark. Washington, DC is one such place during the summer months.
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