“Ah gee, Mom. Whitey warned me about Lumpy, but I always thought Eddie woulda been the guy to make the move.”
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al-Qaida’s American Seeks Bush Attacks
By ANNA JOHNSON – 3 hours ago
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) — Al-Qaida’s American spokesman urged fighters to meet President Bush with bombs when he visits the Middle East, according to a new video posted on the Internet Sunday.

U.S.-born Adam Gadahn also tore up his U.S. passport as part of a symbolic protest against the U.S. in the nearly hour-long rhetoric-dominated tape — al-Qaida’s first message of the new year.
The release comes just three days before Bush is scheduled to arrive in Israel for a weeklong trip that will also bring him to the West Bank, Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Egypt as part of his push for an Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement.
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Al-Qaida’s American-born member Adam Gadahn lashes out at the U.S. and its allies in this image taken from a new video posted Sunday, Jan. 6, 2008, marking the terror network’s first message of 2008. Gadahn, who was born in California, said al-Qaida felt the need to release a statement to ordinary Americans after Washington’s “defeat” in Iraq and Afghanistan and failed attempts by US President George W. Bush and other diplomats to bring peace to the Middle East. (AP Photo/Via AP Television)
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