Archive for December, 2008

Who said there are not a few bright spots in the financial crisis?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

 Senator Inhofe wouldn’t have this problem.
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Breaking Up Is Harder to Do After Housing Fall
By JOHN LELAND
Published: December 29, 2008
When Marci Needle and her husband began to contemplate divorce in June, they thought they had enough money to go their separate ways. They owned a million-dollar home near Atlanta and another in Jacksonville, Fla., as well […]

Only 64% of the people really don’t like Cheney. The rest weren’t paying attention.

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

CNN Political Ticker

December 22, 2008

Poll: One in five think Cheney is worst VP in U.S. history
Posted: 04:04 PM ET
From CNN Deputy Political Director Paul Steinhauser
WASHINGTON (CNN) – A new national poll suggests that one of out of five Americans think that Dick Cheney is the worst vice president in American history.
Twenty-three percent of those questioned […]

Santa Claws is ready for the WAR on XMAS.

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

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Image: (Claws) via chicesterinc.com (Santa Claus) via planetsave.com

Lisa Simpson & King Faud? Yikes!!!!!

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

WE CAN WORK IT OUT (Lennon-McCartney)
Try to see it my way,
Do I have to keep on talking till I can’t go on?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone.
We can work it out,
We can work it out.
Think of what you’re saying.
You can get it wrong and […]

Speaking of pure Oinkers…

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

AIG Should Reveal Extent of Bonuses, Cummings Says (Update2)
By Hugh Son and Erik Holm
Dec. 16 (Bloomberg) — American International Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Edward Liddy may face a congressional hearing to explain “the full extent” of the insurer’s plan to give bonuses to as many as 7,000 people so they won’t quit.
Liddy should testify […]

Houston Man Arrested For Allegedly Using Forklift To Steal ATM–Yahoo news headline, 8:40 am

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Are they saying he would not have been arrested if had he used
a rod & reel or a one-hundred ton crane?

You tell me. Is that pose confusing or what?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

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Captured Somali Pirates?

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DEVO TRIBUTE BAND?

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Images: (pirates) Reuters photo via huffingtonpost via wired.com; (Jolly Roger) via blog.wired.com;(DEVO hat) via powerlinead.wordpress.com;

Read this before you have lunch.

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Executive Pay Limits May Prove Toothless
Loophole in Bailout Provision Leaves Enforcement in Doubt
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By Amit R. Paley
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, December 15, 2008; Page A01
Congress wanted to guarantee that the $700 billion financial bailout would limit the eye-popping pay of Wall Street executives, so lawmakers included a mechanism for reviewing executive compensation and penalizing firms that […]

Police: Pizza Man’s Cheesy Weapon Foils A Stickup–Sun-Sentinal headline

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Sat Dec 13, 4:20 pm ET
MIRAMAR, Fla. – Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.

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Image: (poster) via nh.gov;(pizza) via ageekspot.wordpress.com; (artichokes) via blogs.cisco.com; (asperagus) via tio-geo.com; (pepperoni) via marianofoods.com; (gladiator) via clemens-fritz.de;(soldier) […]

Whatever way they’re sliced, the New York Time graphs show that Illinois is far from the most corrupt state in the union. And–in the inimitable words of Detective Tony Baretta–”You can take dat ta the bank.”

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

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Please find entire story in The New York Times.

Image: (Robert Blake as Baretta) via michaelmanning.tv (Governor Blago) via huffingtonpost.com;

A terrible irony pushes all other feelings out of its way.

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

HRT Users Who Get Breast Cancer Less Likely to Die
By Kathleen Doheny HealthDay Reporter
Friday, December 12, 2008; 12:00 AM
FRIDAY, Dec. 12 (HealthDay News) — Taking hormone therapy after menopause is known to increase the risk of getting breast cancer, but women who take hormone therapy and then develop breast cancer have a lower risk of […]

Michigan helped Jim Bunning become famous enough to slide his stellar intellect into the Senate. Nice payback, Jim!!

Friday, December 12th, 2008

December 12, 2008: 03:45 PM ET
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Ky. Sen. Bunning, ex-Tigers pitching great, gets booted from Detroit-area fair for autos vote

NEW YORK (Associated Press) - Jim Bunning was the toast of Detroit when […]

Does anyone recall when hand and body soaps carried the names of flowers? Afterward, one heard references to mountain streams, ocean breezes and natural phenomena. Now, even that has changed to the sure-fire American money-maker…

Friday, December 12th, 2008

FOOD!!
 
When I stepped into the shower this morning,
I found a new entrant to the realm of body washes.
Its name forced me to think we were at the beginning of a long process
in the association of eating and everything else which gives pleasure.

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There can be no mistake here.  Three foods in one bottle.

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This isn’t the first time the NASA boss raised eyebrows.

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Early friction plagues talks between NASA, Obama team
By STEWART M. POWELL and MARK CARREAU Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle Washington Bureau
Dec. 11, 2008, 7:08PMWASHINGTON — Officials with NASA and President-elect Barack Obama’s transition team on Thursday tried to paper over tensions that have arisen as the agency defended a chronically underfunded blueprint for space exploration.The officials […]

Vlad always gets his man.

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

In Hard Times, Russia Tries to Reclaim Industries

The New York Times
By CLIFFORD J. LEVY
Published: December 7, 2008
BEREZNIKI, Russia — In late October, one of Vladimir V. Putin’s top lieutenants abruptly summoned a billionaire mining oligarch to a private meeting. The official, Igor I. Sechin, had taken a sudden interest in a two-year-old accident at the […]

“They appalled me, absolutely. You know, I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.” –Samuel (Joe the Plumber) Wurzelbacher

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

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Image: (Michael Chiklis) via movieblog.ugo.com; (SHIELD Strike Team) via taipanproductions.com; (Sink, etc) via statservices-ca.com; (Joe the Plumber-Up) via huffingtonpost.com; (Joe the Plumber-Down) (Lori King/Toledo Blade) via washingtonpost.com; (jeans) via dan-kyle.blogspot.com; (boots) stylefrizz.com; (toilet) via darkcreek.com;

Please find the story in the Huffington Post.

Colo(rado) Boy Fights Off Attacking Coyote With Snowboard–Yahoo headline, Dec. 8, 1:22 pm

Monday, December 8th, 2008

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Image: (Boy from Christmas Story) movieposter.com; (Lamp from Christmas Story)via thingsyounevernew.com;(Coyote) farm2.static.flickr.com;(Snowboard) Burton Supermodel via backcountry.com;(Stone Cold Steve Austin in The Condemned) via collider.com

“You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of fine, Corinthian leather!”–W. J. Bryan, 1896

Monday, December 8th, 2008

I believe autoworkers should find the name of the god to whom
Nardelli, Wagoner and Mulally pray.
It is obvious that god knows how to shower followers with good fortune.

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Detroit Churches Pray for ‘God’s Bailout’
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PRAYING FOR A MIRACLE
S.U.V.’s sat on the altar of Greater Grace Temple, a Pentecostal church in Detroit, as congregants prayed to […]