Archive for July, 2008

Texas Is One of 35 States Not Requiring Crane Operators to be Licensed–ABC News

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Houston Refinery Latest in String of Crane Collapses
July 19, 2008
In a scene that has become all-too familiar, one of the nation’s largest mobile cranes came crashing down at a Houston oil refinery on Friday afternoon, killing four workers. It was the latest of a number of fatal crane accidents.
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Kangaroo Attacks Elderly Woman; Chased Away By Pet Dog–Yahoo headline, 7/19/2008

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

This is what I saw…

It’s 3-Card Monte time…”McCain Leaks Details Of Obama’s Iraq Trip”

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Johnny Mac is either…
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July 18, 2008 04:57 PM
Reuters reports that McCain shared details of Obama’s trip to Iraq at a fundraiser:
Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Friday that his Democratic opponent, Barack Obama, is likely to be in Iraq over the weekend.
The Obama campaign has tried to cloak the Illinois senator’s trip in some […]

I used to bookmark Media Matters For America, but their findings always had a way of drowning me in frustration at the so-called free press.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Thu, Jul 17, 2008 7:36pm ET
ABC News/Wash. Post withheld results of poll favorable to Obama Summary:
ABC News and The Washington Post issued staggered releases of the results of their latest poll, withholding from their first release results favorable to Sen. Barack Obama, including the finding that 50 percent of […]

Army To Shoot Live Pigs For Medical Drill–AP headline, 7/18/2008

Friday, July 18th, 2008

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Before he was to become the first Million Dollar Mover in Manhattan,
Bill the Butcher had once said,
“The closest thing to the flesh of a man is the flesh of the pig.”

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By JAYMES SONG, Associated Press Writer Fri Jul 18, 4:27 AM ET
HONOLULU - The Army says it’s critical to saving the lives of […]

What about the brush?

Friday, July 18th, 2008

House Speaker Pelosi calls Bush ‘a total failure’
By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer
Fri Jul 18, 2:55 AM ET
WASHINGTON - President Bush has been a “total failure” in everything from the economy to the war to energy policy, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday. In an interview on CNN, the California Democrat was asked to respond […]

I gotta get me one of ‘em silk windbreakers to go with my horseshoe cleats.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

North Korea’s “Hotel of Doom” wakes from its coma
By Jon Herskovitz Thu Jul 17, 3:56 AM ET
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea’s phantom hotel is stirring back to life. Once dubbed by Esquire magazine as “the worst building in the history of mankind,” the 105-storey Ryugyong Hotel is back under construction after a 16-year lull in […]

The Gnome of Waco…

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Phil Gramm, former Texas senator,
explains his remuneration as a lobbyist for UBS. 
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UBS to stop offshore banking for U.S. residents
Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:25pm EDT
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Swiss bank UBS AG will discontinue offshore banking and securities services to U.S. residents through its branches, a UBS executive said on Thursday at a congressional hearing on offshore […]

My sources tell me that other possible bill names included: The Jesse Helms Latex & Hellfire Act, The Jesse Helms Throw Up the Gauntlet Bill and The Jesse Helms ‘They Do What?’ Act.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Elizabeth Dole Tries To Name AIDS Bill After Jesse Helms
Rachel Weiner
July 16, 2008 10:33 AM
Republican Senator Dole introduced an amendment to name an HIV/AIDS relief bill after the recently deceased Jesse Helms. Helms, of course, was a strident foe of HIV/AIDS prevention, research and treatment. The blog Joe.My.God recalls some of Helms’ notable moments in […]

Life Bans Reduced For Three, Shoplifting, Romanian Boxers–AP story, 7-15-2008

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

It appears they could not have been expert shoplifters.

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Tue Jul 15, 10:53 AM ET
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - Three Romanian boxers banned for life for shoplifting have had their suspensions reduced to a year, a senior official said Tuesday.
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Images: (Boxer-left) fit-senior.com;(Boxer-center) ryoku.co.uk; (Boxer-right) ROCKY via youngvictorboxing.com (store) meti.ro; (eggs) z.about.com via goeasterneurope.about.com; (dress) via artnet.com;
Story is here. 

The man who emailed King Karl Rove to “Keep up the fight” is the AP Washington bureau chief.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Is Fournier saving or destroying the AP?
By: Michael Calderone
July 14, 2008 08:18 PM EST
Ron Fournier says he regards Sandy Johnson, his predecessor as head of The Associated Press’s Washington bureau, as “a mentor.”
Johnson, though, regards Fournier, who replaced her in a hard-feelings shake-up in May, as a threat to one of the most influential institutions […]

The Clintons never disappoint as they make Major League Baseball rain checks seem fan friendly.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Hillary Clinton Asks To Keep Donor Money for 2012
by Jason Horowitz  |  July 14, 2008
The New York Observer
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is sending out letters to donors asking permission to roll a $2,300 contribution to Clinton’s 2008 general election coffers to her 2012 senate election fund instead of offering a refund.
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The depressing story is here.
Images: (money)via  […]

As controversially stupid as that NEW YORKER cover is, we may be lucky they didn’t run the alternative.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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Images: (Universal Mummy) media.canada.com; (McCain) AP Photo via newsimg.bbc.co.uk; (Obama New Yorker) via bp2.blogger.com via arcimperil.blogspot.com;(Large New Yorker) (movie theatre) groovygreen.com;

Dick, W ‘n Gonzo can make Ashcroft look good.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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A must-read interview with David Iglesias
1:47 AM Sun, Jul 13, 2008
Tod Robberson
December 6, 2006, the Bush administration’s Justice Department carried out an unprecedented decision to fire seven U.S. attorneys - all Republicans - in a single day. It was originally portrayed as a performance-related issue in which the attorney general, Alberto Gonzales, was exercising the […]

Connecticut Chickenhawk Joe seems to enjoy the smell of blood.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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Philippe Wojazer/Reuters
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Please find the story here.
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Images: (snake tongue) via trosch.org

Where is Congress?

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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via Barnes & Noble
The Outlaw Presidency
By Dan Froomkin
Special to washingtonpost.com
Monday, July 14, 2008; 12:47 PM
Another major book chronicling the descent into lawlessness of the Bush presidency is out this week. This one is by Jane Mayer of the New Yorker, and it’s called “The Dark Side: The Inside Story of How the War on Terror […]

Mormon Missionary Calendar-Maker Excommunicated–AP headline, 7/13/2008

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Sun Jul 13, 11:09 PM ET

SALT LAKE CITY - The creator of a calendar that featured shirtless Mormon missionaries was excommunicated Sunday after a disciplinary meeting with local church leaders in Las Vegas.

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That Provo hair-do should count for something.
I substituted Brigham Young’s face
for that of the original model
in case his appearance
would slow the pace of […]

Did they want to build on a meth-amphetamine give-away last year?

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Reason #73,864,325 why comedy is hard…
Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway
POSTED: 10:38 pm CDT July 11, 2008
UPDATED: 8:56 am CDT July 12, 2008
OKLAHOMA CITY — An Oklahoma church canceled a controversial gun giveaway for teenagers at a weekend youth conference.
Windsor Hills Baptist had planned to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle until one of the event’s […]

Most people liked his Spring, ‘03 look–Chickenhawk in the Straw.

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

The Sunday Times

July 13, 2008

President George W Bush lobbyist in ‘cash for access’ row

Daniel Foggo
A lobbyist with close ties to the White House is offering access to key figures in George W Bush’s administration in return for six-figure donations to the private library being set up to commemorate Bush’s presidency.Stephen Payne, who claims to have […]

Personally, I’ve seen better jobs.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Expert: Iran `doctored’ photo of missile launches
By CARLEY PETESCH, Associated Press Writer Thu Jul 10, 7:25 PM ET
NEW YORK - An Iranian photograph showing a cluster of missile launches was apparently altered to add a fourth missile lifting off from a desert range, a defense analyst said Thursday.
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(Images) Stalin) via listverse.com; (missiles) AP via […]

Working the crowd…

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

via politicalticker.blogs. cnn
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Image: (Angelina Jolie lips) via bellabeauty.files.wordpress.com

Unknown facts from history…

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

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Images: (Anthony Celebrezze) ssa.gov; (al-Maliki) news.xinhuanet.com; xinhua/Reuters Photo

The zip codes should have given them away.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Tue Jul 8, 8:20 PM ET
Art of deception: Crystal skulls in British, US museums were fakes
by Richard Ingham Tue Jul 8, 8:20 PM ET
PARIS (AFP) - How about this for the next instalment of the Indy franchise: “Indiana Jones and the Dodgy Antiques Dealer”?
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Crystal skull which is displayed in the British Museum’s Wellcome Trust Gallery. […]

Old Phil is the Don Rickles of Social Justice…

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

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Real photo is Getty Images/AFP/Getty Images via cache.daylife.com

From Think Progress…
As it turns out, this is not the first time that Gramm, a self-styled “foot soldier of the Reagan revolution,” has advocated controversial views on the economy. In the past, he has criticized public works projects, the existence of a minimum wage, and the federal welfare […]

Petraeus prohibits phrase ‘We’re winning’ in connection with Iraq.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

I have investigated and found that the following are allowable. 
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Bottom sixth, tied.
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Bases loaded, one out. Lavagetto at bat.
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Pitching change, we’ll be right back.
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Any re-broadcast, re-transmission or other use
of the pictures, descriptions and accounts of this war
without the express written consent of
Major League Baseball is prohibited 
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In the third; No runs, 1 hit, 1 error and one […]

“By any other name…”

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Most popular boy/girl baby names in 1950:
1. James / Linda
2. Robert / Mary
3. John / Patricia
4. Michael / Barbara
5. David / Susan
6. William / Nancy
7. Richard / Deborah
8. Thomas / Sandra
9. Charles / Carol
10. Gary / Kathleen
Here’s the list from last year:
1. Jacob / Emily
2. Michael / Isabella
3. Ethan / Emma
4. Joshua / Ava
5. Daniel […]

This is the mother lode for the History Channel.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

The ancient scripts that predate - and might rewrite - the Bible
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 12:47 AM on 07th July 2008
A fresh interpretation of a stone tablet dated to the decades before Jesus’s birth could undermine some fundamentals of the Christian faith, experts claim.
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A fragment of the Dead Sea Scrolls which set the […]

As is often the case, the gentleman is not the first to travel via furniture.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

During the 1950s, the United States Air Force ran countless upper atmospheric tests. Testing showed that television stars generally possessed the physical and psychological traits best suited for these formidable experiments. The Nation owes a debt of gratitude to these men and women pioneers.

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Kent Couch leaves his gas station in Bend, Ore., on Saturday, […]

Johnny Mac just can’t catch a break!

Monday, July 7th, 2008

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Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left,
and his Cindy McCain, right, walk into worship service at the
North Phoenix Baptist Church in Phoenix, Sunday, July 6, 2008.
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)