Archive for November, 2006

Dick ‘n W have their own rules which–through the use of copper bracelets–ward away Democracy and rationality.

Monday, November 20th, 2006

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Images: (Reid) bbcnews.net;(Cheney) quest.cjonline.com; (scrap) alibaba.com; (Pelosi) in New York Times via Matthew Cavanaugh European Press Photo Agency;
(Copper rolls) fcx.com

Please find the article here.

It is humorous that TIME magazine questions Representative Pelosi’s qualifications.

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

“Did Nancy Pelosi Get the Message?
She followed up her victory with a self-defeating blunder. Now people are asking, Is Pelosi up to the job?”
Time Online November 19, 2006
Many journalists seemed to have thought W was up for the job under which he has turned the USA into a debtor nation, has allowed nuclear arms to […]

I just received this communique from fils, numero un.

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

“President Bush and other APEC leaders line up for complimentary haircuts in Hanoi this Sunday, Nov 19.”

Actual caption…

Dressed in traditional ‘ao dai,’ leaders of the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) walk to a garden of at the National Convention Center for a group photo session in Hanoi Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006. From front: Peruvian Vice […]

I leave the first paragraphs of certain stories because doing otherwise would lead me to think I were lying.

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

The New York Times
November 19, 2006
Reporters’ Notebook
Unlike Clinton, Bush Sees Hanoi in Bit of a Hurry
By DAVID E. SANGER and HELENE COOPER
HANOI, Vietnam, Sunday, Nov. 19 — President Bush likes speed golf and speed tourism — this is the man who did the treasures of Red Square in less than 20 minutes — but here […]

Kentucky’s Mitch McConnell and Hell’s Dick Cheney tear a page from THUG LIFE magazine to establish their Alpha-Quail status.

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

Democrats warned not to block Bush’s judicial nominees
November 18, 2006 01:37 EST
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate’s next Republican leader has issued a veiled threat to block legislation if Democrats refuse to allow confirmation votes on President Bush’s troubled judicial nominations.
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Images: (McConnell) frontier.cincinnati.com; (Dick) AP Photo via cnn.com

Please find the story here.

Reagan’s Attorney General Ed Meese used the same statue as base for his 18 Marathon trophies.

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft, left, talks with artist John Howard Sanden, right, after the unveiling ceremony of Ashcroft’s official portrait at the Justice Department in Washington, Friday, Nov. 17, 2006. Ashcroft, a former governor of Missouri and a U.S. senator, served as President George W. Bush’s attorney general from February 2001 to February 2005. […]

The New York Daily News has a fondness for the word ‘fiend,’ but even they cannot out-do this headline and lead.

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

O.J. sewer leads right to Murdoch
Tim Rutten:
Regarding Media
The Los Angeles Times
November 18, 2006
AMERICA’S popular culture lost its sense of shame so long ago that it’s a little hard to recall precisely what that emotion felt like.
Every once in a while, though, a small shiver of compunction runs through our collective nervous system, like phantom pain […]

The Supreme Court withdrawl was Harriet Miers’ only defeat by Rove…

Friday, November 17th, 2006

In three other matches, Harriet the Lariat soundly thrashed Rover Boy on each occasion. The Cow Palace match was by far the most humiliating for Rover as the Lariat toyed with him by refusing to pin him. Instead she maintained a barrage of drop kicks, rope jumps and even two sleeper holds to show her […]

I was ready to argue for Oscar Wilde’s brilliance until I discovered the parents were talking about the boid.

Friday, November 17th, 2006

I saw this intriguing headline at Huffington Post:
“Parents Try to Censor Gay Penguin Book”
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kennys.ie

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penguin.aus.com

Please the real story here.

Come on, Joe. If you jump to the GOP, which Senate Democrat is going to take up your mantle as protector of insurance and drug companies?

Friday, November 17th, 2006

BLOWIN’ in the WIND
sbc.senate.gov

This is from Media Matters by Howard Kurtz…
The press–especially a NYT piece by Mark Leibovich–has played up the angle that Joe Lieberman’s Democratic friends walked away from him when he ran as an independent and now are gingerly welcoming him back to the fold (and praying he doesn’t bolt to […]

Ah, yes! The Christmas Season has officially opened with the first acts of early morning violence by customers and their assailants in search of Japanese electronics and U.S. cash.

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Putting the bull’s-eye back in Xmas…
“1 shot in Conn. Playstation waiting line”
“In other states, customers pushed and shoved their way to the shelves to get at the limited supply…”
“…in Kentucky, four people were grazed by BBs fired from a passing vehicle as they waited for a Best Buy store to open.”
“In Palmdale, Calif., authorities shut […]

Choosing between the Sunnis and the Shiites demonstrates that W may have learned something over the course of the war. Not all Muslims are the same so he can’t use the racist stand-by–The Only Good…(You know the rest.)

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

“Unleash the Shiites?
The U.S. may be forced to choose sides in Iraq’s civil strife.
By Laura Rozen,
LAURA ROZEN, a senior correspondent for the American Prospect, writes about foreign policy issues from Washington.
November 16, 2006
AS SECTARIAN violence rises in Iraq and the White House comes under increasing pressure to revamp its strategy there, a debate is emerging […]

W is like eastern Kentucky coal dust, his essence is the ruination of the country for years to come.

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

‘Thursday, November 16, 2006

Alito headlines Federalist Society convention

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito and a half dozen other federal judges nominated by President Bush are taking part in the Federalist Society’s annual convention that began Thursday, a measure of the conservative organization’s influence in the nation’s legal system.
Solicitor General Paul Clement, the Bush […]

“To be rich may be glorious, but to be broke is dangerous.” Events like these happen more than we know.

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

‘”BEIJING, Nov. 12 — Some 2,000 people mobbed and ransacked a hospital in southwestern China on Friday in a dispute over medical fees and shoddy health care practices, a human rights group said Sunday.”‘
Please find the New York Times story here.

As one whose father emigrated to this country in 1922 during the era of the infamous Palmer raids looking for anarchists, I can easily say this former radio louse–and now embarrassment for CNN–is completely out of line.

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

‘On the November 14 edition of his CNN Headline News program, Glenn Beck interviewed Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), who became the first Muslim ever elected to Congress on November 7, and asked Ellison if he could “have five minutes here where we’re just politically incorrect and I play the cards up on the table.” After […]

Most of the computer problems seem to have vanished. Here’s hoping…

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

As promised, here are the answers and explanations for yesterday’s quiz. They are camouflaged for those who may still wish to solve it.

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Lest you think I’ve forgotten, the correct answers to the 5-question quiz will be posted tomorrow. I may wait an extra day to post the reasoning which is ironclad.

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Here’s a quick quiz for your cognitive enjoyment.

Monday, November 13th, 2006

From each of the five lists below, find the name or term
which does not belong with the the rest.
1—York…Brighton…Hollywood…Manchester…Columbia
2—Steven…Richard…David…Prince…Gregory
3—J Lo…Jessica Simpson…Britney Spears…Paris Hilton…Santana
4—French Connection…Paris Blues…Rampage…Psycho…Impulse
5—wolverine…pony…badger…lizard…caterpillar

I’m sure that they are.

Monday, November 13th, 2006

“Manatees may be smarter than we think”
AP headline on Yahoo.com–November 11, 2006

A good friend in Boston sent this socio-religious-architectural suggestion.

Monday, November 13th, 2006

“Apropos of the Haggard business, the U.S. has too many
mega-churches. With so many clergymen running around, scandals like
this invariably happen. We need to cut down on the number of
congregations — consolidate them. What we need are a handful of
giga-churches — so America can maximize the reach of the few
remaining clergy of impeccable heterosexual credentials. The […]

While our Oleg Cassini craft is paying great dividends, NASA is far behind schedule on the 1:2 scale model of the Chanel No. 6 Atomizer which is slated to find the nearest wormhole to Reno. Because the Yves Saint-Laurent propulsion laboratory (YSL-JPL) has been unable to calibrate the power-to-weight ratio, the DKNY Rover 22 is delayed until 2009.

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

Image: (L’il Oleg) newyorkmetro.com; (craft)aa-alpha-net.ne.jp; (dress) metmuseum.org

What about the time Dick ‘n W took that M1A1 Abrams battle tank and used it to crash the Yale Homecoming dance in ‘05.

Friday, November 10th, 2006

“Iraq, we hardly knew ye,” said Donny.

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Images: (Office) Susana Rabb for the New York Times; (Walk) Pool photo by David Hume Kennerly in the New York Times

My hard drive chose the day before Election Tuesday to self-destruct. I shall try to broadcast from my steam-powered desktop until the new machine arrives. The darn flywheel adds a real element of fear,

Thursday, November 9th, 2006