Archive for August, 2006

Let’s introduce this post as if we learned all vocabulary from cable talking heads. “This is another story of a Virgin Mary sighting. It did not have much traction this week and the sightings may be suffering from a less than robust need to know. If these people want to continue their streak of getting on camera, they had better ramp up their act because–at the end of the day–the Virgin Mary stories are beginning to sound the same.

Monday, August 21st, 2006

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This gives a whole, new meaning to “Whaddayoulookinat?!”

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

“19/08/06 - News section
Mutiny as passengers refuse to fly until Asians are removed
By CHRISTOPHER LEAKE and ANDREW CHAPMAN

British holidaymakers staged an unprecedented mutiny - refusing to allow their flight to take off until two men they feared were terrorists were forcibly removed.”
Please find the entire article here.

The administration’s disdain for the citizenry is also bothering conservatives, Dan.

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

“The White Palace
By Dan Froomkin
Special to washingtonpost.com
Friday, August 18, 2006; 12:56 PM
It’s not just virulent Bush-haters who think the president has been acting like he’s the king — increasingly, it’s also the judicial branch.”
Please find the entire piece here.

Just after Katrina, an off-camera voice told the vice-president,”Go —- yourself, Mr. Cheney!” That was the overture for everything that followed–included the 1960’s style protest in Austin.

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Aug. 19, 2006, 10:31PM
“Sheehan’s rally disrupts Rove reception
By ANGELA K. BROWN Associated Press Writer
© 2006 The Associated Press
AUSTIN, Texas — Chanting “Try Rove for treason,” Cindy Sheehan and more than 50 other war protesters disrupted a reception before President Bush’s top adviser Karl Rove spoke at a fundraiser Saturday.”
Please find the entire article here.

When Hillary Clinton mentioned that no one listened to Cheney anymore, she could have been speaking about the entire administration.

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

August 20, 2006
“Op-Ed Columnist
Five Years After 9/11, Fear Finally Strikes Out
By FRANK RICH
THE results are in for the White House’s latest effort to exploit terrorism for political gain: the era of Americans’ fearing fear itself is over.
In each poll released since the foiling of the trans-Atlantic terror plot — Gallup, Newsweek, CBS, Zogby, Pew — […]

Several weeks ago while mindlessly surfing the cable, I stopped at a program which showed man pondering the answer to a multiple-choice question.

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

 It was the Millionaire program which had been famous at one time.  I had seen the show a few times and knew it worked like the dumbed-down version of $64,000 QUESTION.  The question was ‘How far is the earth from the sun?’ The answers were: 93,000,000 miles and three more like 9.3 million years, 2,000 […]

It was difficult to be funnier that the original document.

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Aug. 15, 2006, 4:58PM
“Houston Chronicle
Employer advises Dumpster-diving for axed workers
Reuters News Service
NEW YORK - Bankrupt Northwest Airlines Corp. advised workers to fish in the trash for things they like or take their dates for a walk in the woods in a move to help workers facing the ax to save money.
The No. 5 U.S. carrier, […]

While the focus is on his ethnic usage, it should also be on the invalidity of his conclusion.

Friday, August 18th, 2006

When the Mom ‘n Pop stores moved out, the supermarket chains filled the vacuum. Talk to African-Americans who lived Capital Hill during those transition days. The difference was that the Mom ‘n Pop stores extended credit. Andrew Young should know that and his attempt to bend reality for the sake of the Waltons is disgusting. 
‘”Washington […]

If any of you are about to see 1999’s 4TH FLOOR, go straight to the editorial without looking at the picture.

Friday, August 18th, 2006

For those who have seen the film, it is apparent that Joe Lieberman could have played the role portrayed by Austin Pendleton, the film’s styrofoam king. Joe’s annoyingly plaintive whine and his passive-aggressive demeanor are only matched by his lack of wit and facility with turncoat action.  
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“Lieberman & Cheney Inc.
Friday, August 18, 2006 - […]

Talk about a Sizzler Breakfast Combo prepared in hell! It is only a matter time to determine how many wars they can start for W’s Buckaroo Blasters. Millennial history has shown what can happen when certain diners meet.

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

“Arianna Huffington
August 17, 2006
John Bolton and Judy Miller Breakfast at the Waldorf… As His Confirmation Battle Looms
At 7:30 this morning, John Bolton was having breakfast at Oscar’s at the Waldorf with Judy Miller. I wonder whether his upcoming confirmation battle was on the menu. Here’s a reminder of what is at stake in this fight: […]

It is only a shame that this will go before the R.A.T.S. stacked Supreme Court of Roberts, Alito, Thomas & Scalia.

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

“Judge nixes warrantless surveillance
By SARAH KARUSH, Associated Press Writer 1 minute ago
A federal judge ruled Thursday that the government’s warrantless wiretapping program is unconstitutional and ordered an immediate halt to it.”
Please find AP story here.

For those who have just taken your seats, Great Britain is our ally.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

“The Independent
Bush is crap, says Prescott
Deputy PM criticises US handling of Middle East, condemning ‘cowboy’ President at private meeting
By Colin Brown, Deputy Political Editor
Published: 17 August 2006
John Prescott has given vent to his private feelings about the Bush presidency, summing up George Bush’s administration in a single word: crap.”
Please find the entire article here.

Just as it seems that one percent of the U. S. population displays 95 percent of the bumper stickers, so it will be with water. Our less than 5% of the world population will no doubt consume half the water–16 ounces at a time.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

“Billions face water shortages, crisis looms -agency
Wed 16 Aug 2006 4:29 AM ET
By James Grubel
CANBERRA, Aug 16 (Reuters) - A third of the world is facing water shortages because of poor management of water resources and soaring water usage, driven mainly by agriculture, the International Water Management Institute said on Wednesday.”
Please find the entire article […]

These three features appeared on Yahoo at about 9:40 EDT today. Doc Dave will respond to each.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Does whitening work?
Options range from toothpaste to expensive procedures, but results aren’t guaranteed.
Doc Dave: The jury is out, but it will increase your penis and/or bust size but 23%.

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Is your laptop a fire hazard?
Dell recalls 4.1 million notebook computer batteries that could overheat and explode.
Doc Dave: It could be, but continual use will increase your […]

How do these administration stooges sleep at night?

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

MSNBC.com
COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN
August 14, 2006 –Transcript
OLBERMANN: The term we employ is the nexus of politics and terror. It does not imply that there is no terror, but it also does not deny that there is politics. And it refuses to assume that counterterror measures in this country are not being influenced by politics.
Please find […]

A loss of confindence? Could it be the result of decades of hard partying? We may have President Jim Ignatowski from TAXI.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

CROOKS & LIARS
Scarborough: “Is Bush An ‘Idiot’?”
By: Jamie Holly on Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 at 8:49 PM - PDT
Joe Scarborough started his program tonight asking the question “is Bush an idiot?” (Is that really debatable?). Not only did he do a great run down of clips involving some of the most famous “Bushisms”, but he […]

California, Florida, Ohio, Missouri, Indiana and Arizona have passed laws which cloud one of our basic Democratic rights.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

“Salon’s shameful six
There was Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004. Here are the six states where vote suppression could cost voters their voice — and Democrats the election — in 2006.
By Art Levine
Aug. 15, 2006 | Eva Steele has a son in the military who is supposed to be fighting for freedom in Iraq, […]

I may be wrong, but quad sound comes to mind.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

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The Israeli-developed system combines questions and biometric measurements to determine if a passenger should undergo screening by security officials.
Wall Street Journal
Which Travelers Have ‘Hostile Intent’?
Biometric Device May Have the Answer
By JONATHAN KARP and LAURA MECKLER
August 14, 2006; Page B1
At airport security checkpoints in Knoxville, Tenn. this summer, scores of departing passengers were chosen to step […]

The Dalai Lama had begun his spew by telling the reporter who passed on President Hu’s threat, “If that Number One Son tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain’t no bandleader. Yeah, I heard that story.” It has always been wise not to talk politics with the Dalai Lama after he’s downed 8 or 9 Heinekens.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

“Times Online August 14, 2006
Beijing pledges ‘a fight to the death’ with Dalai Lama
From Jane Macartney, of The Times, in Beijing
Chinese officials want to end the Dalai Lama “cult” (EPA)
China’s new top official in Tibet has embarked on a fierce campaign to crush loyalty to the exiled Dalai Lama and […]

We’ll all remember this/ Bush hit him with a kiss, heard a l’il Liebe sigh./ The statutory rule applies/ As Rove walks by./// So when these lovers smooch/ They may have ’screwed the pooch’/ On that Fox can rely,/ A flutter of Dick Cheney’s wings/ And we all die.

Monday, August 14th, 2006

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“White House: Bush declines to back Republican in CT
RAW STORY
Published: Monday August 14, 2006
The White House today refused to announce support the Republican challenger to Senator Joseph Lieberman (D-CT), RAW STORY has learned.”
Please find the story […]

In the hope of keeping the former Soviet Union in a capitalistic kind of mood, the Blairs and Bush must be using the Russian ‘GETOUTATOWN’ travel agency favored by President Vladimir Putin during the Kursk tragedy.

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Photo Credits: (Bush) Eric Draper–White House (from Washington Post)
(Blairs): splashnews.com (found in the Daily Mail)
“All hands on deck

10:08am 14th August 2006
As thousands of British families suffered the continuing misery of delayed and cancelled holidays, the Blairs were enjoying theirs in the indigo waters of the Grenadine Islands 4,000 miles away.”
Please find the entire story here.

And the sad little ugly duckling grew up to be…freakin’ Typhoid Mary!

Monday, August 14th, 2006

“White House: Lesser bird flu may be here
By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical Writer 38 minutes ago
Scientists have discovered the possible presence of bird flu in the United States — in wild swans near the banks of Lake Erie — but it does not appear to be the worrisome strain that the government has long feared.”
Please […]

He had nine bodyguards in the hallway? Elvis probably had fewer.

Monday, August 14th, 2006

“Iraqi Health minister Ali al-Shemari, talks to media in Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday Aug. 13, 2006. al-Shemari, who is aligned to a powerful Shiite militia, claimed Sunday that U.S. forces arrested seven of his personal guards in a surprise pre-dawn raid on his office. The reason for the alleged arrests was unclear. U.S. officials did not […]

It’s not his first and it certainly won’t be his last lie.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

“Bush Administration Knew About Liquid Explosive Threat, Yet Bush Still Calls It “New”
Huffington Post
Rachel Sklar
Posted Saturday August 12, 2006 at 04:26 PM”
Please find the article here.

Our vice-president looks, talks and acts like a thug from the early Perry Mason episodes.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

“Demeaning Democracy
Cheney Paints Lamont Victory As Helping Terrorists
By Edward M. Kennedy
Hartford Courant
August 13 2006
Vice presidents are notorious for serving as an administration’s chief attack dog, and time and again Dick Cheney has been unleashed to accuse anyone who is opposed to the Bush administration of aiding the terrorists. But this time he has gone too […]

This type of student-ratting is going to become worse before it gets better. Remember the experiment which tested subjects’ ability to administer lethal electric shock. The nation’s leadership has already cowed the news media, the citizens are next.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

“Comment
The land of the free - but free speech is a rare commodity
You can say what you like in the US, just as long as you don’t ask awkward questions about America’s role in the Middle East
Henry Porter
Sunday August 13, 2006
The Observer
It used to be said that academic rows were vicious because the stakes were […]

This begs the question: “If Georgie jumps off the garage roof, does that mean you’re supposed to jump too?” If the Israelis are losing,pick on someone your own size–not W.

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

“Israeli Leaders Fault Bush on War
Consortium News
By Robert Parry
August 13, 2006
Amid the political and diplomatic fallout from Israel’s faltering invasion of Lebanon, some Israeli officials are privately blaming President George W. Bush for egging Prime Minister Ehud Olmert into the ill-conceived military adventure against the Hezbollah militia in south Lebanon.
Please find the entire piece here. […]

Joe wants to call himself an Independent-Democrat. In a reversal of historical precedent, ‘Copperhead’ comes much loser to the mark!

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

“Huffington Post
John Zogby
08.11.2006
New Zogby Poll Reveals that Dems Nationwide Support Lamont and his Anti-War Credentials
In his nationally televised concession speech after losing to primary challenger Ned Lamont this week, Connecticut Democratic Sen. Joe Lieberman announced he would continue his re-election bid as an independent, He appealed to people across the country to send their support […]

Read this at your stomach’s peril! Say it ain’t so!

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

August 13, 2006
“The Public Editor
Eavesdropping and the Election: An Answer on the Question of Timing
By BYRON CALAME
THE NEW YORK TIMES’S Dec. 16 article that disclosed the Bush administration’s warrantless eavesdropping has led to an important public debate about the once-secret program. And the decision to write about the program in the face of White House […]

This story may have plucked a few more heart strings had it not appeared at 8:00 pm EDT on Yahoo with a story about cancer victims who cannot afford drugs and former soldiers who are buried under medication needed to fight the effects of depleted uranium armaments.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

“America’s Most Stolen Vehicles
ForbesAutos.com
Going outside and finding broken glass where your car used to be parked is a stomach-sickening experience. Luxury and premium vehicles often have one-of-a-kind components that can’t be easily replaced and, in some instances, the car itself might be one of a kind. Protecting your prized possession is vital. So which luxury […]

Non-Experts: Hitting an oil pipe line with a pick-axe prevents oil leaks.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

“Experts: Better care prevents oil leaks
By ALLISON LINN, AP Business Writer Sat Aug 12, 6:15 PM ET
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Technological improvements could help avert the severe corrosion and leaks that forced the partial shutdown of the nation’s largest oil field, experts say, but the best way to prevent such problems in pipelines is to simply […]

At 30% and falling, I can understand his Greta Garbo act.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

“Increasingly, Bush Escapes the Media Pack
Press Cuts Converge With Closed Events
By Peter Baker
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, August 12, 2006; A01
GREEN BAY, Wis. — On one of the scariest days yet in the five-year battle with terrorists, President Bush prepared to make a speech to reassure the American people. But the White House press corps was […]

The libraries award reading skill prizes which will diminish the reading skills of the awarded children. Maybe we are ’stupid round eyes!’ The little Chinese toys had lead levels 600 to 700 hundred percent higher than is allowed in the U.S. How many days will pass before we hear, “This is an isolated incident. All other imports from China(the nation which has said we are its sworn enemy)are safe.”

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

“Libraries recall prizes given to children
By Jason George
Tribune staff reporter
August 11, 2006, 8:23 PM CDT
Some children who were awarded prizes by area libraries this summer for exceptional reading have a new text to master: A recall notice.
The Alsip-Merrionette Park Public Library announced a prize recall Friday, saying that it gave out—as part of its summer […]

This is a patently unfair assessment of the circumstances. W & his stooges were simply waiting because the corporate seal of the new Halliburton subsidiary had been lost in the mail. When Boon-Boom Snifter Technologies, Ltd. gets their seal, the money will flow.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

“Bush staff wanted bomb-detect cash moved
By JOHN SOLOMON, Associated Press WriterFri Aug 11, 7:38 PM ET
While the British terror suspects were hatching their plot, the Bush administration was quietly seeking permission to divert $6 million that was supposed to be spent this year developing new homeland explosives detection technology.”
Please find the entire article here.

What next?!! Our intra-species culture is not rude enough?

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

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“Pigeons Beam Air Quality Info to Blog

Friday, August 11, 2006 8:33 PM EDT
The Associated Press
By JULIANA BARBASSA
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Pigeons with backpacks and cell phones will be taking to the sky and sending air quality data to a blog as part of a whimsical project that blends science, art and activism.”
Please find entire article […]