Archive for April, 2006

Certainly, our total would have been higher had the Decider still been governor of Texas. Do unreported executions count?

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

The Scotsman Thu 20 Apr 2006
China, Iran, Saudi, U.S. main executioners -Amnesty
LONDON (Reuters) - More than 2,000 people were known to have been executed around the world last year, the vast majority of them in China, followed by Iran, Saudi Arabia and the United States, Amnesty International said on Thursday.
In its annual report on […]

This is a well-thought, frightening piece.

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

April 19, 2006
Op-Ed Columnist
Iraq II or Nuclear Iran?
By Thomas J. Friedman
If these are our only choices, which would you rather have: a nuclear-armed Iran or an attack on Iran’s nuclear sites that is carried out and sold to the world by the Bush national security team, with Don Rumsfeld at the Pentagon’s helm?
I’d rather live […]

It’s probably the press’ blowing things out of proportion. I’ll have to wait for Bill Bennett’s decision on the cause.

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Huge Explosion Rocks Afghan Capital

By PAUL GARWOOD, Associated Press Writer 2 minutes ago
A massive explosion believed to have been caused by a rocket shook the Afghan capital late Wednesday near the U.S. Embassy compound, wounding an Afghan security contractor, officials said.
U.S. Embassy spokesman Lou Fintor said the blast did not occur on embassy property, and […]

W and his handmaidens–The Religious Reactionaries–want to move the United States closer to the 14th century. What better disease to make the transition complete?

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Woman Is Treated for the Plague
By Michelle Keller, Times Staff Writer
April 19, 2006
A Los Angeles woman is being treated for bubonic plague, the first case of the age-old pestilence in the county since 1984, health officials announced Tuesday.
The infected patient, whose identity was withheld, came down with symptoms last week and continues to be treated […]

Federal attorneys in Washington state attempt to have gold teeth carved out of a suspect, the G. listens in on conversations and now the FBI goes after an old woman. W’s menagerie of incompetent zealotry may bring down the Republic by accident or design.

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Trying To Get Muckraker’s Papers, Did FBI Trick Widow?
By Justin Rood - April 19, 2006, 11:59 AM
This morning’s newspapers are ablaze with the outrageous news that the FBI was trying to get its hands on over 200 boxes of files once belonging to legendary investigative journalist Jack Anderson.
What the papers didn’t report was the truly […]

Hell International Airport is showing a temperature of 41 degrees and a frost is anticipated in the outlying areas of the Hades suburbs.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Senate Hearings on Bush, Now
In this VF.com exclusive, a Watergate veteran and Vanity Fair contributor calls for bipartisan hearings investigating the Bush presidency. Should Republicans on the Hill take the high road and save themselves come November?
By CARL BERNSTEIN

orse than Watergate? High crimes and misdemeanors justifying the impeachment of George W. Bush, as increasing numbers […]

While he is tossing around charges of treason, would he tender an opinion on TRADING WITH THE NAZIS, IRAN-CONTRA & PLAMEGATE? I am beginning to believe that Bennett–like Limbaugh–has exhausted any store of credibility with those for whom reading is a daily practice.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Bennett: Pulitzer Winners Risen, Lichtblau, Priest ‘Worthy of Jail’

By E&P Staff
Published: April 18, 2006 3:15 PM ET
New York On his national radio program today, William Bennett, the former Reagan and George H.W. Bush administration official and now a CNN commentator, said that three reporters who won Pulitzer Prizes […]

From the political party which gave us “Ketchup is a vegetable” comes the latest double-speak from the “Ignorance Is Strength” president.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Remember, folks, this column is not from Mother Jones or the Daily Worker. It’s from a magazine which is not an enemy of the NRA and the ethos of rugged individualism. On the personal side, I have always associated Field & Stream with Vitalis hair oil which my childhood barber liberally used. Argosy, Police Gazette […]

The joint’s brochure hypes its central location and the books of matches suggested day trips to the Sahara.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

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Hideaki Motoyama, project leader of the National Institute of Polar Research,

holds a million-year-old ice sample in Tokyo April 18, 2006. (Toru Hanai/Reuters)

When George “Kingfish” Stevens or Sergeant Bilko pulled stunts like these, we laughed and would tune in the next week. In reality, the authorities would have invented a law to put the Mystic Knights of the Sea member in jail and a jealous corporal would have ended the motor pool sergeant’s scheme. Not today. Congress can simply use or invent a loophole. It is a shame they didn’t employ the old fine-tooth comb on the Patriot Act, the hare-brained rationale for Iraq and the Medicare Drug law. These folks will force us to find a new meaning for ‘venality.’

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Donations for a Congressman, Profits for His Wife
By Thomas B. Edsall and Zachary A. Goldfarb
Sunday, April 16, 2006; A05

On Capitol Hill, there is widespread agreement that the annual congressional salary of $165,200 just does not go far enough on today’s dollar. The clamor for ethics reform will likely make things tougher, forcing congressmen to pick […]

Wasn’t W already ‘born again’ by 1999. It is difficult thinking of his personal lord and savior’s saying “I’ll f***ing destroy them,” but W. may have been raised on the Texas Vulgate of the New Testament–the one which disdains the 12 beatitudes in favor of the ‘One Habit of the Arrogantly Stupid.’

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

I wonder if Georgie’s swagger ever allowed him to confront his soon to be destroyed enemies without a phalanx of paid and sychophantic goons.
From Capitol Hill Blue
The Rant
‘You don’t cross George Bush’
By DOUG THOMPSON
Apr 11, 2006, 01:35
In 1999, while I worked on a background piece on Harris County, Texas, judge Robert Eckels, some Houston […]

Opus Dei wants a disclaimer on the ‘DaVinci Code’ movie–a work of fiction?

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

Try these on for size:

“Though we clothed the movie as a fictional work,
it’s all true–especially the parts about Opus Dei.”
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How’s that? No? What about this?
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“The mere fact that Opus Dei has the audacity to demand a disclaimer
demonstrates that truth is indeed stranger than fiction.”
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Yeah. I guess it is a bit worn. […]

Don’t give up, Kathy! Just keep saying, “I think I can…I think I can…I think I can…”

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

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lyrics: Irving Berlin;  talkleft.com; arabella-and-company.com

“Okay, Class. Take out your Ethnic Discrimination Is Fun Readers and turn to Chapter II: “When Thar Ain’t No Injuns; A Messican’ll Do Jus Fan.”

Saturday, April 15th, 2006

Each of us can rest assured that a scene like the one in that grainy 16 mm film would never happen in America. Nevertheless, awareness of ethnic origin is a fact of life. Like Rashomon, views of your basic non-White Anglo-Saxon Protestant peoples are as varied as the needs they fulfill. First, read the article.

U.S. […]

I rather enjoy listening to Generals Pace and Tommy Franks. They remind me of those Warner Brothers gangster films in which the stooges remain impassive during someone’s telling a joke until the boss laughs which signals their ‘okay’ to laugh.

Saturday, April 15th, 2006

New York Times
April 15, 2006
Op-Ed Columnist
The Rummy Mutiny
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON — When Donald Rumsfeld was 10, his operating principle, as described by his dad, was: “If it doesn’t go easy, force it.” Not much has changed in the last 63 years. Goodness, gracious! Will that dadburn Rummy ever follow any of his own rules?
Rumsfeld’s […]

Of all the weasel-worded theories and expressions which have recently plagued contemporary culture, I find “winnable war” to be one of the most intriguing.

Saturday, April 15th, 2006

A New Storm on Pentagon’s Horizon?
James Pinkerton
HuffingtonPost
April 14, 2006
One particular cloud on the horizon might be no bigger than a fist right now, but everyone in the Pentagon knows that this cloud could explode with reputation-shattering thunder and lightning. That cloud has a name: H.R. McMaster.On PBS’ “Washington Week in Review” show earlier this evening, […]

Pope tears Judas a new papyrus. He compares him to Anne Baxter’s Eve Harrington Some theologians believe the pontiff overstepped good taste when he quoted the Godfather’s Paulie Gatto to strengthen his argument against the apostle. Pope sneeringly spoke in Latin, “Twenty. Thirty…grand. In small bills…cash. In that little silk purse.”

Saturday, April 15th, 2006

Pope denounces ‘greedy liar’ Judas
John Hooper in Rome
Saturday April 15, 2006
The Guardian

Pope Benedict XVI is trying to combat efforts to rehabilitate Christianity’s most hated villain after the presentation this month of a newly discovered “gospel according to Judas”.In his first Easter sermon at St Peter’s Basilica, the German pope said the 13th apostle was a […]

“None dare call it treason” because Dick ‘n W will smear your family, strangle your dog and put five pounds of Amstar sugar in your gas tank!

Friday, April 14th, 2006

ADMINISTRATION
Cheney Authorized Leak Of CIA Report, Libby Says
By Murray Waas National Journal
© National Journal Group Inc.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Vice President Dick Cheney directed his then-chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, on July 12, 2003 to leak to the media portions of a then-highly classified […]

What hath President Tin Ear wrought?

Friday, April 14th, 2006

CHICAGO TRIBUNE
DEFINING A CONFLICT

On the ground, it’s a civil war
The debate over what to call Iraq’s war is lost on many Iraqis as shadowy Shiite militias and Sunni insurgents wage their deadly conflict
By Aamer Madhani
Tribune staff reporter
Published April 14, 2006

BAGHDAD — The conflict in Iraq is not marked by front lines or […]

I wish Herblock were alive to etch this story with his cartooning excellence.

Friday, April 14th, 2006

EXXON CEO AWARDED $400,000,000 RETIREMENT PACKAGE AS GAS PRICES CRIPPLE ECONOMY
April 14, 2006— Soaring gas prices are squeezing most Americans at the pump, but at least one man isn’t complaining.
Last year, Exxon made the biggest profit of any company ever, $36 billion, and its retiring chairman appears to be reaping the benefits.
Exxon is giving Lee […]

DON PATROL…

Friday, April 14th, 2006

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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld attempts to hypnotize
reporters by using the ‘rubber pencil’ optical illusion. Because he
did not grip the pencil in the middle, he placed himself in a state
of suspended animation from which he quoted liberally from the
Jacques Bergerac character in THE HYPNOTIC EYE.
Photograph: AP
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Guardian Unlimited 

More generals turn on Rumsfeld

Staff and Agencies

April […]

Now, we’re talkin’!

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

America’s Secret Police?
Newsweek/MSNBC.com
Intelligence experts warn that a proposal to merge two Pentagon intelligence units could create an ominous new agency.
By Mark Hosenball
Newsweek
Updated: 6:18 p.m. ET April 12, 2006
April 12, 2006 - A threatened turf grab by a controversial Pentagon intelligence unit is causing concern among both privacy experts and some of the Defense Department’s own […]

What really frightens is my belief that Donald Rumsfeld is the most intelligent of the thousand clowns boiling out of the Crosley White House..

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Thanks to my pal Jack in D.C. for the “heads-up” for the article.
Rumsfeld Rebuked by Retired Generals
Ex-Iraq Commander Calls for Resignation
By Thomas E. Ricks
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, April 13, 2006; A01

The retired commander of key forces in Iraq called yesterday for Donald H. Rumsfeld to step down, joining several other former top military commanders […]

Reverend Coffin and Father McSorely, SJ, came from a fringe group of clerics whose courage truly demonstrated that Christ taught Love and Peace. It is difficult to fathom that our Quantrill-esque president and vice president attended Yale while Reverend Coffin was there. Is it yet another proof of the invincibility of ignorance?

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

New York Times

April 13, 2006
Rev. William Sloane Coffin Dies at 81; Fought for Civil Rights and Against a War
By MARC D. CHARNEY
The Rev. William Sloane Coffin Jr., a civil rights and antiwar campaigner who sought to inspire and encourage an idealistic and rebellious generation of college students in the 1960’s from his position […]

What?! W lied to the American people?! Come on!

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Lacking Biolabs, Trailers Carried the Case for War
Administration Pushed Notion of Banned Iraqi Weapons Despite Evidence to Contrary
By Joby Warrick
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, April 12, 2006; A01

On May 29, 2003, 50 days after the fall of Baghdad, President Bush proclaimed a fresh victory for his administration in Iraq: Two small trailers captured by U.S. and […]

Who could have possibly guessed this?

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Berlusconi Refuses to Concede
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has refused to concede in the country’s elections, despite official results showing Romano Prodi’s center-left coalition taking control of both houses of Parliament.
“We won’t hesitate to recognise the political victory for our adversaries, but only once the necessary legal verification procedures have been completed. Now, nobody can […]

Howard Dean has written to RNC Chairman Mehlman about yesterday’s phone-jamming story.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

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Kenny finds that the old stand-bys still work in a pinch.
usatoday.com
April 11, 2006
Ken Mehlman Chairman Republican National Committee 310 First Street, SE Washington DC, 20003
Dear Ken,
Yesterday, the AP ran a story entitled “Phone Jamming Records Point to White House.” This story provides new details about the role of the New Hampshire Republican Party in the […]

I believe one could have heard more subtle conversation in the locker room of a Birmingham, Alabama country club in 1956. Rover Boy and his bosses may indeed prove that evolution is a fallacy.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Read about Rover;’s speech to Republican lawyers here at Raw Story.

Sooner or later, fighting men and women and their families may tire of being props for the president, but W. should not fret. Here are some suggestions which will either bring cheers or stifle boos at his next non-military gathering.

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Cheney to Face Nats Fans
By Dan Froomkin
Special to washingtonpost.com
Thursday, April 6, 2006; 12:18 PM

President Bush is throwing Vice President Cheney to the wolves — or, more specifically, to the Nationals fans.
According to longstanding precedent, one of the two of them had to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the home opener of Washington’s home […]