Archive for February, 2006

Okay, Folks. Here’s the toss up question for $50. Who out there disdains democratic principles and likes to kill living things?

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Ed Andrieski/Associated Press

Quick! Name the corporal works of mercy!!

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Who do they think they’re kidding?
Despiste protestations to the contrary, most churches are businesses–religious, maybe; but businesses nonetheless. They advertsise, and they have assets and they pay low salaries. Just turn on the tube any morning to watch the sleaze merchants hawking bibles, grace and penance for those willing to pay. The Boston […]

Expect 30-mile back-ups on the Inter-Canal Freeways and leave about twenty minutes sooner if you’re using the sub-surface streets. Airports report 2-hour delays.

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

So, What’s the Week-end Look Like, Al?
The Christian Science Monitor reported bad weather on Mars for the planet’s biggest travel day–the Saturday before Fat Tuesday. Many Martians are angered that nothing was done to improve travel
after last year’s debacle caused by an over-turned inter-orbital transitfrom Mercury.

More talk on “heckuva jobs” and “Cheneyitis.”

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

White House Briefing
News on President George W Bush and the Bush Administration

There is an aspect of this case which may be the stuff of movies.

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Despite the White House wishes, the Quail Shoot story is not fizzling like so many other administration screw-ups. The Associated Press wrirtes that there are many discrepancies.

Could it be that the situation down on the Armastrong Ranch had reached another level?
Maybe quail, rabbits and coyotes were no longer challenging enough for a […]

For my fellow Roman Catholics out there in electronland, I thought we couldn’t be any more embarrassed by the Church to which we belong. WRONG!

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Where we once had Aquinas, Leo XIII, Teilhard de Chardin and Richard McSorley, S.J.; we now have
William A. Donohue, President of the Catholic League for–(GET THIS) Religious and Civil Rights.
There is one personal consolation. He’s not Italian-American.

Has any sitting Vice-President been responsible for more bloodshed on a global level?

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

The Wall Street Journal asks the question: Is Dick Cheney becoming a liability for Republicans?

If this is Harry Whittington’s uninjured side, I thank him for his shyness.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

OOPS!!

Eddie Seal/Bloomberg News

Harry Whittington, the man shot by Vice President Dick Cheney
in a hunting accident, spoke to reporters today.

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Fox News via newshounds.us
This graphic is based on the Game Warden’s report. Obviously, they don’t watch
CSI: Brownsville or even CSI: Sesame Street.

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REUTERS/David Bohrer/White House/Handout

Condoleezza, the intellectual of this crew, said that her team had underestimated Hamas.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

Condoleezza Rice believes it will be difficult to secure sanctions against Iran.
While China, North Korea and Iran were improving, establishing and researching their nuclear programs respectively, Condi was telling us about Carlos Castaneda mushroom clouds from the wonderful folks who gave us the 1991 48-hour land war.
It is odd, though. Why would the […]

Don’t we feel safer that “Beijing Is a City Too Busy To Hate?” My pal Jack is right. While we are taking the Lord Jesus Christ as our personal Savior and worry about his not being in schools, government and workplace; the Chinese are grinding our technology and economy to dust.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

Also from yesterday’s Lou Dobbs Tonight, Kitty Pilgrim, CNN CORRESPONDENT:“These satellite photos are a view of a secret underwater submarine tunnel in China. Nuclear warheads are thought to be in the tunnel next to the submarine. Nuclear experts bought the photos from commercial satellite companies.”

Xia missile submarinee at Jianggzhuang Submarine Base,
with underground sub facility. […]

Bush spies on Americams while allowing supporters of the Taliban to run our ports and his party stooges in Congress are only too happy to lick his hand.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

What a coincidence!

It’s too bad we can’t fit Johnny Friendly with a sharkskin burnoose.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

Here is a transcript of yesterday’s Lou Dobbs’ Tonight on CNN. As usual, the program dealt with real stories of interest to Americans. Especially frightening is the discussion of selling of American port rights to Dubai. The Dubai port story also peared in the paper’s New York Region section.
With the above in mind, I […]

When President nominated Bernard Kerik to be the country’s second Secretary of Homeland Security, a friend in Washington e-mailed on that December afternoon to say that Ernst Roehm, head of the Nazi party’s Sturm Abteilung(SA) aka Storm Troopers, was to be the man in charge of protecting us.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

That Roehm had been dead for 70 years apparently did not diminish his powers of organization and his ability to recruit. The SA climbed from about 70,000 men to over four million souls during his stewardship of the thugs, union busters and election day brutes necessary during the gestation of the nightmarish Third Reich. Any […]

I’m just sayin’…

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

I can understand the anger, the fight and the decision not to charge. I just don’t understand the tee-shirt.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

At least, it’s an exclamation point.

Carlos Osorio / AP file

City Councilwoman Monica Conyers attends a labor rally with her husband,
Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., in September.

Thirty-six anything in a row is tough. Only rented shoes and an alley ball could have made this story better.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Consider the number of three game sets rolled in the recorded history of ten-pin bowling. This young man is only the 8th to accomplish the feat.

Lonnie Billiter, Jr–Cincinnati Post

I bet she’s a gas at wakes!

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

Florence Nightengale Meets Mary Shelley

Is the notion of Soviet-style commissars at NASA cool or what?!

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

“Top political appointees in the NASA press office exerted strong pressure during the 2004 presidential campaign to cut the flow of news releases on glaciers, climate, pollution and other earth New York sciences, public affairs officers at the agency say.” Andrew Revkin,
New York Times

This is a direct result of the “Everyone is a Winner” educational and sports philosophy founded in the 1970s. Remember, this is the traveling team!

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

The San Francisco Chronicle headlined an article by the Washington Post’s
Walter Pincus & Dan Eggen with this.
Roster of alleged terrorists swells to 325,000 names

“Cheaper, Faster & Better” must be a Lambert, Hendricks & Ross knock-off because it doesn’t describe the Pentagon.”

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

They’re waiting for I.E.D.s to become a problem!

I hope that progressive radio personality Stephanie Miller ceases in her attempt to convince us that Ken Mehlman of the White House is actress Hillary Swank.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

They are two different people. Here’s proof.

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You touch the Perazzi-Brescia again and I’ll…

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

So, the President is livid?

Thanks to GODFATHER, Reuters and AP?

Dick is always ready, but he should have ordered Colin Powell to do the presentation.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

You will especially like former Wyoming Republican Senator Alan Simpson’s
view of the affair from his side of the looking glass.

I am thinking of a number between .000294118 and .000294119.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

U. S. STATE DEPARTMENT STATS
EMPLOYEES:
34,000
EMPLOYEES REMAINING IF SPEAKERS OF FLUENT ARABIC LEFT TO WORK FOR
EGYPTIAN HOME SHOPPING NETWORK:
33,990

Katrina response: Cheech and Chong Meet Poseidon

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

A General Passivity Fell Upon the G.

Let us return to those thrilling days of yesteryear…

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

It worked in the Third Reich and it workwed here during the McCarthy period:

Government-instilled paranoia

“Hello, Suckers! Come on in and leave your wallet on the bar.”–Texas Guinan

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

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I liked the following Page One-headline in today’s New York Times

U.S. Royalty Plan to Give Windfall to Oil Companies
$7,000,000,000 OVER 5 YEARS
Incentives for Exploration Are Backfiring in Time of Higher Prices
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Thanks to worldbk.com,jazzbabies,com,dvla.gov.uk,sturbo.com & AP

Last U.S. Veep involved in gunplay was Aaron Burr–202 years ago on a field in Weehauken, New Jersey. As in the recent event, the victim did not shoot ‘at’ the assailant.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

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As former CEO of Halliburton, he does not have to notify cops. That’s only for a fender bender.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

I am Dick Cheney & I shalt not have strange gods before me.

This is becoming just a bit too crazy.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Nurse Investigated for ‘Sedition’ After Writing Letter to Editor 

But it’s the size of one those Impex time clocks…

Monday, February 13th, 2006

US group implants electronic tags in workers

During the mid-1980s, daily media reports about child disappearances almost froze me in fear about our kids. When the news stories finally began to quote statistics that the abductions were generally the result of inamicable divorces and custody fights, I still maintained a healthy fear. This dread was catalyst […]

At least we don’t hear any Faith, Morals and Values jive anymore. Now, it’s straight-out sixth grade lying.

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

“Oh, now I remember. You mean that meeting.”

I think he’ll talk before his party has to employ Alien interrogators..,

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Senators: Cheney Should Be Probed in Leak

While I was preparing my Hermann Goering Brylcreem ad…

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

I found this Joe Geobbels figurine at an online toy store. I guess the old ’seig heil’ is movement, but I really can’t call it an action figure. Besides, it looks more like pianist Oscar Levant or Jimmy Dodd of the Mickey Mouse Club.
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“Workin’ hart.”

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Violent Crime Rising in Some Cities
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This October 27, 2005 gun bill signing could be one reason.

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This could be another.

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Torture, post-Katrina failures, lost jobs, corruption & crumbling public education don’t help.

“OOO-RAH, Dick.”

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

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Vice President Dick Cheney, center, accepts a rifle from National Rifle Association President Kayne Robinson, right, and NRA Vice President Wayne R. LaPierre, after concluding his keynote address to the 133rd annuanl NRA convention in this April 17, 2004 file photo in Pittsburgh. The Bob Taft and Kai Winding look-alikes […]

It’s too bad about Representative Bob Ney…

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

I had wanted him to run for president against the former Pittsburgh Pirate catcher, Ed Ott. The total of eleven letters would have whipped the current record of political adversaries (Lon Nol vs. Pol Pot) by one letter.
Certainly, Al Ng vs. Ed X as the penultimate challenge.
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Bob Ney’s book has remained on the best-seller […]

With a bullet!

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Polar bears closing in on endangered species list
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Arctic giant: a polar bear and her cub stand on a frozen beach in Bay Village, Ohio. With global warming shrinking their habitat, polar bears have become more belligerent when drinking. They are fighting the government’s consideration of placing them on the endangered species list because they […]

Magazine advertisements you’ve never seen…

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

I believe he’s got an idea!

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Inquiry Into Wiretapping Article Widens

Jason Reed/Reuters
Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte, left, spoke this month at a Senate hearing on threats to the United States. With him were C.I.A. Director Porter J. Goss and F.B.I. Director Robert S. Mueller III & Curly.

This is the one in which a plotter realized that airplanes cause death & destruction.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Keith Olbermann and Gerald Posner Discuss the Latest Bush Plot Speech

News organizations have it all wrong. If the White House won’t release the photographs, the media should publish “artists’ conceptions of possible photographs” which show W & Jack together.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

First Photo of Bush and Abramoff

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“That’s a good-lookin’ boy ya got there, Jack. Chip off the ole block, uh?”

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“And then we’ll go sailing on the pond, an’ then we can have ice cream
an’ then we can cut some brush an’ then we can ride bikes an’ we can make a fort an’ all the […]

The mere fact of these folks’ belief should prove that there is no Evolution.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

YES!
Read the Los Angeles Times article from which the following quote is cited.
‘”Boys and girls,” Ham said. If a teacher so much as mentions evolution, or the Big Bang, or an era when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, “you put your hand up and you say, ‘Excuse me, were you there?’ Can you remember that?”

The […]

Republicans in Congress know domestic spying can only lead to depravity.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Republican Speaks Up, Leading Others to Challenge Wiretaps

Point of order, if I may?

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Danish Imam Condemns Cartoon Violence

This is cartoon violence.

The Simpsons’ Itchy & Scratchy.

This is real violence.

The Danish Embassy, Beirut.

Yeah, but what’s the temperature at Marina City?

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Northern hemisphere hottest in 1,200 years

EVENTS 800 A.D.
Holy Roman Emperor
The most important event of 800 A.D. almost happenerd in 801, but on Christmas Day, Pope Leo III certified the King of the Franks as the first Holy Roman Emperor. King Charles had planned on taking the name Alderman of the Almighty, but a tenor sax […]

We get the leadership we deserve!

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Poll: Surveillance Wins Some More Backers

I wonder how many of the 50% believe that they will ever see those rights again?
They should talk to labgor unions about the end result of givebacks.
Has this administration done anything to allow average Americans to trust them?

Since I have first hand knoweldge and experience with each of the Seven–in some form or another; I now introduce my SEVEN DEADLY SINS trading card series.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Hastert, Frist said to rig bill for drug firms

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Stories like this nudge agnostics to the side of atheists.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

DeLay Lands Coveted Appropriations Spot

I thank Murray Chass for bringing the concept of Boy Genius General Managers back to earth.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

When ‘Moneyball’ No Longer Pays Off
Murray Chass’s Tuesday piece in the New York Times brought rationality to the subject. In the wake of Michael Lewis’ s MONEYBALL several years ago, Billy Beane, general manager of the Oakland A’s ball club, became the baseball media’s second coming of Branch Rickey, Bill Veeck and George Weiss rolled […]

“Didn’t we used to loan them money?”

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Expert on Congress’s Power Claims He Was Muzzled for Faulting Bush

And he appears to be such a mensch…

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Cheney ‘Authorized’ Libby to Leak Classified Information

Other Facts We Would Have Never Imagined

Limbo does not exist.

McDonald’s french fries may have more trans fats than originally believed.

Credit card companies lobbied for the new Bankruptcy Law.

W’s proposed budget continues his program to help the rich at the expense of everyone else.

Lip-synching.

At the present, the blue […]