Archive for February, 2006

“Ah tawkt ta Iraqi leaders an’ they tell me that Mardi Gras season is always a l’il crazy in the country. Lotsa guys have fights over parkin’ spaces and gittin’ cut off in traffic. You know–road rage. It’s alsa tam the Super Bowl bets is gittin’ ta be 30 days old an’ bookies get jumpy so there’s a-ah-lotta bad blood out there. Why I jus’ heard ’bout a woman who got a l’il hot cause another lady wentinna ’spress lane with more ‘an 12 ahtems. When the lady ‘fused ta budge, the second woman pulls a .357 ‘n kills her ‘n the check out woman. That’s not civil war. That’s jus touchy people.”

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

REUTERS reported that W. says Iraq is not hurtling toward a civil war despite the increased violence which resulted in 1,300 deaths within a 5-day period.

This is scary.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Book your Mexican vacation plans early. 

During the past two weeks we’ve heard about Pork, Porn & Port.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Are we handing over 6 or 21 ports or a number in between  those two? Regardless, W. is all for it!

Demand to speak to American AT&T bill collectors!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

I’ve used a USA Today article for my springboard to re-write history.
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India: Over 1.1 billion people call India home. The world’s second most populous nation could surpass Switzerland within two decades. Problems for the world’s largest democracy abound. Since the fall of the British Raj in 1947, India has seen their national languages increase  from […]

The United Nations wants an international body to crack down on human rights violators. Bush says to include us out.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

All of us know why W. certainly doesn’t want this.
Are we no better than any other nation? Once attacked, we revert to a mean-spirited view of the rights of people not remotely involved in the outrage. Abe Lincoln may have believed we were the last best hope, but it appears now to be a dead […]

For a prayer to be named later!

Monday, February 27th, 2006

W. donates “Saddamist” to the American lexicon.
This morning on the Stephanie Miller radio program, the hostess played portions of what I believe was W’s Friday speech. The mispronounciation, stammering and jumbled reading of the words caused me to look up the talk. In the tradition of a baseball sabremetrician, I gleaned the following statistics from […]

Remember the Mary Tyler Moore Show when Ted Baxter pleaded with Lou Grant? “Pleheeheeheeheezzzze, Looooooou!”

Monday, February 27th, 2006

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By Michael Barbaro
Published: February 27, 2006
Washington, Feb. 26 — With Wal-Mart Stores under mounting pressure to spend more on employee health insurance, the company’s chief executive on Sunday urged the […]

W. says this is a real war. During the unreal WWII, innocent Japanese-American citizens ended up in camps. In W’s War, a country which has shown great empathy for al-Qaeda, the Taliban and the hijackers gets to run 21 of our ports. Meanwhile, a hapless Canadian citizen was kidnapped and sent to Syria for some down-home questioning. Money Talks; Patriotism Walks!

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

I had mentioned that the Friday Olbermann show had mentioned 21 ports. I guess it is confirmed.
The Democrats had better remain firm. As long as Dr. Video Diagnostics, the senator from Tennessee, did his usual 180, the Democrats will know they are correct.

I was going to comment on this story the day it appeared, but getting it funny is usually better than getting it fast. Besides, the story falls into the “Page Three” category designated by my friend John and me…

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

A Page Three story is one which is front-page material when it hits. Then, anywhere from a month to a year later, the story re-appears–but on page three where scientists, researchers, historians, astronomers change their original theory. Often, competing scientists, researchers etc demonstrate another, all-together different theory.
The subject can be anything under and beyond the […]

Consider–if you will–the many affectionate terms used by the British to describe their various colonials.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Are the Brits in Basra Saying, “No more Mr. Nice guy…”

…or are they simply reverting back to form? Old habits die hard and the Empire Builders had much experience in the North American colonies, India and the sub-continent, Africa from Egypt to the Cape, Burma, Ireland and various islands across the globe. Canada seems to […]

This will certainly supplant Tecumseh’s ‘Amazing Twelve Foot Sphere of Aluminum Foil’ as the focal point of visits to the Tippecanoe Battlefield.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

From Yahoo…
In the News 2:11pm, Sat Feb 25
Iran gov’t. warns of risk of ‘endless civil war’
Al-Qaida threatens to hit more Saudi sites
Democrats: Bush lax on security in ports deal
Search for trapped Mexican miners halted
5th-grade teacher accused of sex with student
Deer die after antlers lock during combat

“The antlers would have to be cut or broken […]

In Chess, W, Rummy & Chertoff would be using the ENRON DEFENSE. “K,Q,N to Pawn 9 from Outer Space.”

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

“A DP World executive said the company would agree to tougher security restrictions to win congressional support only if the same restrictions applied to all U.S. port operators. The company earlier had struck a more conciliatory stance, saying it would do whatever Bush asked to salvage the agreement.”–AP

…And All of Us Know that Big […]

When will the American people finally tire of having to climb the mountains of lies? We are a better country than this.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Disturbing discoveries about the 2004 Florida Presidential Voting
and the Ohio Election Day lack of machines in Democratic areas in Columbus and Cleveland
certainly stinks to high heaven. Kerry should have never rolled over like a bored, little rich boy!

I have found recent photographs which demonstrate Barbie’s feeling for the organism.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

VOICE OF REASON: RESEARCH DEBUNKS ‘BARBIE IDEAL.’
Benjamin RadfordLiveScience.com Fri Dec 30,11:00 AM ET
Once again, Barbie was one of the best-selling toys this past holiday season. Mattel’s world-famous fashion doll has become a cash cow, selling nearly $2 billion of merchandise each year. Barbie has also become part of many a girl’s childhood.
Just before Christmas, […]

The Afghanistan that Bush’s government won’t let us see…

Friday, February 24th, 2006

I’ll do streets next time, but ‘1313 Blue View Terrace’ will be hard to beat.

Friday, February 24th, 2006

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Remember, it’s not for real!!

Is it possible that one of Viagra’s side effects allows reason to triumph over avarice for the octogenarian user?

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Bob Dole says he won’t lobby on ports deal

I just heard Keith Olbermann mention that 21–not 6–ports are involved in this Dubai deal.

Remember when the phrase “Anything’s possible” was a positive concept?

Friday, February 24th, 2006

‘Did the Bush administration “authorize” the leak of classified information to Bob Woodward? And did those leaks damage national security?
The vice-chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) made exactly that charge tonight in a letter to John Negroponte, the Director of National Intelligence. What prompted Rockefeller to write Negroponte was a recent op-ed […]

We citizens have become a kid waiting on the street for his imbibing father to leave the saloon and come home. Alcohol has a natural governor, power does not. “Come on, PaW! Bring us back to Democracy.”

Friday, February 24th, 2006

“It is no secret that some parts of TIA lived on
behind the veil of the classified intelligence budget.”

What the heck is wrong with Hawaii or Guam or at least Utah?

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Fiery Chariots or or Conestogas?
I guess our country is not divided enough by Blinky the President. Now we have to have religious homelands? How they by-passed Utah and Kansas I’ll never know. I thought Christianity and all religions were able to thrive anywhere in this country. Could it be that NASCAR is opening a […]

If Yul Brenner had devoted just slightly less time to getting dressed, his chariots could have cut Charlie off at the pass.

Friday, February 24th, 2006

What are the odds that the guards are Pakistani Pinkertons?

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(Photo by S.M. Amin/Saudi Aramco/PADIA) & Cecil B. DeMille

Had CONFIDENTIAL magazine opened a Vatican bureau and had needed to make a splash–at any cost.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD…
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The Democrats may be learning…finally!

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Accusatory letters make their way to the administration.

If he continues to wear that hat, his days on the lam are dwindling.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

“Bosnian Serb war crimes fugitive General Ratko Mladic in an undated file photo. Chief U.N. prosecutor Carla del Ponte on Wednesday denied rumors that Mladic had been arrested and urged Serbia to find him or risk hurting its bid to join the European Union.” REUTERS/Stringer
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Dollars to Donuts on this one!

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

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AP

This reminds me of a story my Boston pal told me. A machine hack had won his race for the Pennsylvania state legislature. At the victory party, he spoke of going down to Washington for the next two years.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Short and Sweet!

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From BANANAS…

Esposito:
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!

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The down side of the Global Economy…

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

This is a frightening story which deserves a bit of reverse perspective.
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This appears to be the entrance to a Greenwich Village apartment building.
Let’s have the camera pull back from this shot to reveal…
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This frightening, time-lapse photograph of Pope Pius XII is said to be the work of Free-Masons M.C. Berdoo.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

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People are paying attention–even at a distance of 10,000 miles.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

The Resident Intellectual is Losing on Points. 

Is the aphorism, “The fish stinks from the head,” appropriate here?

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

On those days I may have not visited one of the web’s best news sites, my pal Jack has my back. This story in EDITOR & PUBLISHER.com certainly gives one pause. It is a shame the late character actor, James Gleason, hadn’t seen the kid’s request.
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from tyronepower.com

Our real National Pastime awakens from its annual hibernation.

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

You have to travel to the bottom of the screen, but ESPN.com’s first 2006 Power Rankings are there.

How much sleep do you think Dick lost over this unfortunate fellow?

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Bob Herbert-New York Times

Those have to be contacts.

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Egyptian actor Omar Sharif poses during the closing ceremony of the 5th Film RODNEY DANGERFIELD LOOK-ALIKE Festival of Comedy in Monaco, on Nov. 12, 2005.
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It’s in the genes!

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Surprise!!! White House has ties to Dubai Company.

Always remember that the vulture guano doesn’t fall far from the tree perch. Didn’t the family get into a little trouble for his business deals with our favorite war-time enemy–the Nazis?

Todays revelations reminded me of those capitalist fatcat cartoons which were once popular. I include a […]

If the dog had belonged to Paris Hilton, this would have been the perfect cable news story.

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

IT’S ABOUT TIME!

Which actor donated the worst performance in Westworld? It’s not an easy question, is it?

Monday, February 20th, 2006

This is great.
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If it is true that President Bush considers Michael Crichton an expert on global warming, the sky is the limit. Frankly, I did not read State of Fear and the big reviews seemed less than laudatory.
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I believe the president should have arranged a meeting to speak to Michael Crichton about the author’s […]

Does anyone remember Frank Pentangeli’s response when Michael Corleone told him that Hyman Roth had ordered him killed in Nevada?

Monday, February 20th, 2006

MICHAEL
It was HYMAN ROTH that tried to have me killed. I know it was him.
PENTANGELI
Now — Jesus Christ, Mike, Jesus Christ. Look, let’s get ‘em all — let’s get ‘em all now, while we got the muscle.
Why did we not follow Frank’s advice in Tora Bora? At the very least, we would not […]

Joeseph Welch phrased it best in a question to Tail Gunner Joe: “At long last, Senator, have you no decency?”

Monday, February 20th, 2006

If you don’t subscribe to the NEW YORKER, please read this.

Substitute Bush and Cheney for Senator. I find it quite amusing that the sight of real blood from a real friend upset him. A lot of GIs have seen blood flow from their friends. As shaken as Dick was, he was not upset enough to […]

Put on your high heel shoes /I said we’re goin’ down here listen to ‘em play blues / /We’re gonna dig potatoes / We’re gonna pick tomatoes –Jr. Walker.

Monday, February 20th, 2006

The Story Continues…
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I’M AN OLD COWHAND
I’m a big firebrand from Gran Teton land
On the war I sold
I shoulda been canned
I’m a gen’ral who only sees the DOW
Can’t care ’bout troops cause I don’t know how.
Poor whites, blacks, browns they’ll a fight for now
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Leahy-Go %$#@ Yer Sef!
I’m a Candyass, Hidin’ in tall grass
And I learned […]

Certain publishers should secure American rights to Benedict XVI’s writings. They may have to overpay, but the fun would be worth the cost.

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

It’s either this or hawking indulgences!

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If there be any consolation in this sad episode, it is the realization that Doonsebury’s influence is not as far-reaching as its fans think.

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

Italian Quits Over Cartoons; 15 Die in Nigeria

Sure, Mike. You’ll patrol the wharves with a stevedore’s hook.

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

Chertoff says Dubai Port Deal Includes Safeguards

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Welcome to the Bush-Cheney-Chertoff Rendition of the Lewis Carroll Classic.

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Partial chesire cat from folkmania.com

What? First, there’s the week-end weather and traffic on Mars. Now this?

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

Jupiter couple sue McDonald’s

Those four words jarred me after having just commented a few hours earlier about Martian weather. Only after reading further did I realize the truly serious nature of the story which hopefully will alow the child; full recovery and the parents; peace.

Nevertheless, in the twinkling before having read further, other scenarios […]