“Nothin’ moves in this city widout duh okay of Boss Jesus. Jus’ ‘member that if you tink ya kin git it on yer own. forgeddaboutit! He’s controlled the prize-fightin’ racket fer years ‘n he’s used dose profits ta bankroll pols he tinks can cut duh mustard.”

Candidate Michele Bachmann:‘God then called me to run for the United States Congress, and I thought “What in the world will that be for?” and my husband said “You need to do this,” and I wasn’t so sure, and we took 3 days and we fasted and we prayed and we said, “Lord. Is this what you want? Is this your will?” and after long about the afternoon of day two, he made that calling sure..
Please find the story here.
Thanks to the Huffingpost for the heads up.
Images: (Thomas Nast Cartoon ofBoss Tween) usc.edu (Jeffrey Hunter) kingofkings.amazon.com