Some Realtors Riled Up Over Rove Speech–headline; The Daily News (Galveston County, TX)

July 3rd, 2008

Did I not hear somewhere that if you take a dashboard-size statue of Karl and bury it upside-down in your home’s sanitary sewer or septic system, you’ll be assured of unloading the property before the next news cycle?

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By Laura Elder

Published July 2, 2008
When political strategist Karl Rove speaks, a lot of people listen. Some heckle and a few throw things.

So when island Realtors Karen Derr and Alice Melott heard the former adviser to President George W. Bush would be the featured speaker at the Texas Realtors Association’s convention in September, they were appalled, they say.

“What kind of message are we sending to the public we seek to serve by our very invitation to such an infamous politico?” Melott said in a letter to association leaders.

Melott, a Keller Williams agent, Derr and other area Realtors have launched an e-mail campaign to persuade the association’s leaders to strike Rove from the speaker lineup at the convention, which is set for San Antonio and is expected to draw about 2,000 members.

Derr, of Karen Derr and Associates Realty, which has an island office, said she fears Rove’s detractors would disrupt a convention that’s supposed to be about selling property, market conditions and legislative issues affecting the industry.

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Images: (Rove) via futureupdate.files.wordpress.com via ftd,de; (doll) used before, but cf cite.

Outrageous…and only a day after Olbermann^ reported that FOX had placed an employment ad for a “fact writer.”

July 2nd, 2008

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Fox News airs altered photos of NY Times reporters

“Summary: During a segment in which Fox & Friends co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven Reddicliffe “attack dogs,” Fox News featured photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe that appeared to have been digitally altered — the journalists’ teeth had been yellowed, their facial features exaggerated, and portions of Reddicliffe’s hair moved further back on his head. “

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Then again, there may be another view of this story–
based on gleanings from
THE TWILIGHT ZONE’s
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
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THE MASKS.
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^ Number three, best admission, Fixed News, posting a help wanted ad last Friday on the TV news room Media Bistro website, looking to hire somebody to become its, quote, fact writer. This is a new position or you just haven‘t had anybody doing it for 12 years or what?–Keith Olberman; COUNTDOWN
Images: (Top 2) mediamatters.org via NY Times & Foxnews; (Eye of the Beholder) via x-entertainment.com; (Masks) RodSerling.com; (Frocks) FoxNews via fred2blue.wordpress.com; (Rupert) World Economic Forum via flickr.com via upload.wikimedia.org

Woman Charged With Trading Sex For Gas–headline, Cincinnati.com

July 2nd, 2008
One lives and learns.
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Images: (Gas-X) via amazon.com; (pump) via treehugger.com;  (API) via hispanicwire.com

Ooops! The FBI and those of the media who may prefer press-release-reading were wrong? This wasn’t even an Olympics.

July 1st, 2008
$5.8 million buys a lot of CD cleaner.
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Images: (Hatfill) via images.mirror.co.uk; (Anthrax) via farm1.static.flickr.com

“Barack Obama is John Kerry with a tan.”–Grover Norquist.

June 27th, 2008
“Grover Norquist is Karen Hughes with a beard.”
–anonymous Viking Edda. 
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Larry Craig and David Vitter — have named themselves as co-sponsors of S.J. Res. 43, the Marriage Protection Amendment. If passed, the bill would amend the Constitution to declare that marriage “shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman.”–THINK PROGRESS

June 27th, 2008
Surely, you recall these two sports who dragged their wives before Klieg lights to show what happy families they had.
They have raised hypocrisy to the level of capital crime.
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This New Orleans madam, Jeanette Maier. alleged that Dave was a client. 
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Images: (men’s room) AP Photo via a.abcnews.com; (Craig) rodonline-typepad.com via satiricalpolitical.com; (Vitter) foxnews.com; (Woman) via media.2theadcvocate.com; (dancer Andrij Cybyk) via barynya.com

Miley Cyrus (15): It ‘Still Hurts’ to Think About Vanity Fair Shoot–FOX NEWS

June 27th, 2008

June 27, 2008

When was that…April, May? In human years it ’s almost 16 months ago.

Dubai will have the world’s first–and hopefully only–rotating skyscraper.

June 26th, 2008
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Jimbo Dobson says Obama is “deliberately distorting the Bible” and using a “fruitcake interpretation” of the U.S. Constitution.’–CNN

June 24th, 2008
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ABC News says the mayor of Gloucester, Mass denies the existence of a pregnancy pact by 17 high school girls.

June 23rd, 2008
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Images: (Title) via shillpages.com; (Top two) Village of the Damned via reelstreets.com (third) eindiders.com (Fourth) Village of the Damned via koreanfilm.org

This photo followed the New York Times headline:

June 22nd, 2008
“At Odds With Air Force, Army Adds Its Own Aviation Unit”
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2. The traditional enlistee’s complaint about the military’s “Hurry Up and Wait” policy has taken on new meaning.
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Reuters wrote that the World Champeen cellphone tosser said a slur caused her outrage.

June 22nd, 2008
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June 22nd, 2008

Senator Johnny tempts Fate.

June 22nd, 2008
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Images: (McCain plane) AP Photo via huffingtonpost; (Cindy) bp1.blofgger.com via largemorningshow.blogspot.com; (Hand o’ God) Sistine Chapel Ceiling by Michelangelo via oikos.org

Employee Suggestions Help Stanford Hospital Save Millions–Yahoo headline, June 18, 2008

June 20th, 2008

Where do they put all of those patients?

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‘Pro-Life’ Drugstores Market Beliefs–Washington Post headline

June 16th, 2008

 I had mistakenly believed that all drugstores were pro-life. 

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By Rob Stein
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, June 16, 2008; A01

When DMC Pharmacy opens this summer on Route 50 in Chantilly, the shelves will be stocked with allergy remedies, pain relievers, antiseptic ointments and almost everything else sold in any drugstore. But anyone who wants condoms, birth control pills or the Plan B emergency contraceptive will be turned away.

That’s because the drugstore, located in a typical shopping plaza featuring a Ruby Tuesday, a Papa John’s and a Kmart, will be a “pro-life pharmacy” — meaning, among other things, that it will eschew all contraceptives.

I walk 47 miles of barbed wire,

June 16th, 2008

I use a cobra-snake for a necktie,
I got a brand new house on the roadside,
Made from rattlesnake hide,
I got a brand new chimney made on top,
Made out of a human skull,
Now come on take a walk with me, Mikey,
And tell me, who do you love?

Ellas McDaniel (Bo Diddley) –1956

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GOV BLASTS ‘NASTY’ MIKE
By FREDRIC U. DICKER

The New York Post

June 16, 2008

June 16, 2008 — Mayor Bloomberg is a nasty, untrustworthy, tantrum-prone liar who “has little use” for average New Yorkers - like the 1,500 workers who would have lost their jobs had OTB closed, a furious Gov. Paterson has said privately.

“He appears to be self-destructing,” the governor said.

According to a source with firsthand knowledge of Paterson’s comments, the governor said that during talks last week on OTB’s future, Bloomberg threw the same kind of bizarre tantrums that disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer had been known for.

“He has the same kind of anger that reminds you of Spitzer,” Paterson said. “I think he’s starting to be concerned that he can’t get anything done.”

The governor charged that Bloomberg has repeatedly misrepresented the facts to the point that “you can’t trust him.”

The normally even-tempered Paterson leveled the explosive charges in private conversations this weekend after a bitter confrontation with the mayor on the pending state takeover of the New York City Off-Track Betting Corp., the source said.

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